Ball Pit Confessionals Add Confetti for Forgiveness Moments

At the moment of absolution, Ball Pit Confessionals now erupt in biodegradable confetti�each piece printed with miniature scripture. �Forgiveness should feel like a party with purpose,� said Pope Leo XIV, covered in Psalm-based glitter. Parents are encouraged to pack goggles. Confetti colors correspond to sin categories: red for wrath, blue for sloth, and green for envy. One cardinal described it as �chaotic but very cheerful.� Vatican vacuum crews are working overtime. The Pope calls it �the spirit descending like doves�except shinier.�