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Heidi Ann Berrybush in Ann in Old Chicago by I.M.A. Kidder (Sir Irwin Mitchell Allen Kidder is a retired professor of history from the National University of Terre Haute. He has spent the last ten years of his life researching the Ann-cestors of teacher Ann Berrybush, resulting in some surprising results. He has generously agreed to share his results with the members of this site.) Heidi Ann Berrybush was a young German immigrant girl who worked for the mean old widow Eileen O'Leery in the Chicago of 1871. One September evening, the old fart told Heidi to milk her cow, Millie, in the barn. Heidi picked up a kerosene lamp. “Don't take that lamp into the barn-you could start a fire, and this town is bone dry because of the drought,” Eileen warned her. Heidi Ann thought that she was right, so she put down the lamp and picked up a candle instead. Then, carrying the candle in one hand and a bucket in the other, she headed for the barn. “M-O-O-O-O-O-O!” Millie said
Christina Ann Berrybush in Ann and the Soldier by I.M.A. Kidder (Sir Irwin Mitchell Allen Kidder is a retired professor of history from the National University of Terre Haute. He has spent the last ten years of his life researching the Ann-cestors of teacher Ann Berrybush, resulting in some surprising results. He has generously agreed to share his results with the members of this site.) In December of 1944, the German Army had overrun Belgium, attempting to break through the Allied lines to the coast. Teacher Christina Ann Berrybush was trudging along a country road when she encountered a pair of German sentries. “Halt, little lady,” one of the Germans said. “I'm halting,” Christina Ann replied. “Ve must search you. Hand over de purse.” The hapless teacher complied. The German rummaged in her bag and produced a slingshot. “Dis is a weapon,” the soldier announced. “Oh, I took that from a student this afternoon,” the teacher explained. “Vell, ve half to
Amber and Ann in Amber Doesn't Know by Erie Kid, Junior On this occasion, Amber was dressed very nice, because she was going to have lunch with her mother, Amy. She was wearing a black vest over a cream long-sleeved blouse and a brown plaid wrap skirt. Amber was driving, and Ann was sitting happily beside her. When Amber saw a mailbox, she stopped. “Wait here for mommy,” Amber told her pretty little daughter. She exited the car and slammed the door. “Shit!” the young mother exclaimed. Her skirt had gotten caught in the door. And it had been pulled off! To make the situation even more humiliating, Amber was wearing a nude panty girdle, which attached to nylons by garters above her knees. She frantically tapped on the window. “Ann, oh-Ann. Let mommy in. Pull the handle and let mommy in the car. No! No! Not that handle! That's the parking brake! Honey, please don't...” Her car began slowly moving down the street. With her girdle plainly visible, Amber had no
Maggie Ann Berrybush in Ann's Victory at Sea by I.M.A. Kidder (Sir Irwin Mitchell Allen Kidder is a retired professor of history from the National University of Terre Haute. He has spent the last ten years of his life researching the Ann-cestors of teacher Ann Berrybush, resulting in some surprising results. He has generously agreed to share his results with the members of this site.) On July 10 of 1943, the British steamer Edenglassie was torpedoed and sunk by a German IOU-boat in the Caribbean Sean. The sole survivor, now sitting alone in a lifeboat, was fifth-grade teacher Maggie Ann Berrybush, who had been traveling from Miami to Bermuda. Maggie Ann pondered her situation. She had grabbed a wooden box from the dining room when she ran to the lifeboats, and she now opened it. Maggie Ann found that it was half-full of cigars. This didn't help her very much, since she did not smoke cigars, and anyway she had nothing to light them with. She also had an empty coffee cup
Amber Moss with Scott Mann and Ann in The Reunion by Erie Kid, Junior The pleasant-looking young mother pushed her shopping cart out of the Wallace Mart store in Poopville, Pennsylvania. She was accompanied by a very cute little girl about five years old. This woman was named Amber Moss, and she was married to Frank Moss. Frank made a good living repairing telegraph equipment for the Western Onion Telegraph Company. They were very happy together. Amber was dressed in a matching light gray exercise jacket and pants. Her loose-fitting pants were held up by a cord knotted at the front. As she was placing her purchases in her car's trunk, another car pulled into a parking space two spaces away. A well-dressed man about Amber's age got out of his car and was about to enter the store when he stopped and carefully studied Amber. Then he walked over. “Amber?” he shyly asked. The young woman set her bag in the trunk and studied him. Then she blurted out, “Scott Mann! It's
Doctor Francine Stein in Francine Has a Ball by Erie Kid, Junior The lovely Francine Stein, known affectionately as Frankie, had a new invention, and the curvy inventor was demonstrating it to a group of potential investors at one of their homes. The lovely brunette walked out of the house changed into a bright blue and white polka dot one piece bathing suit. She was carrying a small cardboard box. From the box, she withdrew what looked like a large multi-color balloon, with a small metal tube attached. “This, lady and gentlemen, is my latest creation-a self-inflating beach ball! This small tube contains a large amount of a new gas that the National Airplane and Spaceship Agency has developed. It contains enough gas to inflate the ball at least one hundred times.” Francine then opened the small valve, and the handle came off in her hand! “Oh, shit!” the good doctor exclaimed. The ball flew out of her hands and orbited her a few times. Francine's back was slightly
Jane Bond in Car Troubles by E.N. Flemming (Colonel Edward N. Flemming began his military career in the much-respected British SSS (Secret Stuff Service). He then moved into private life and served as Head of Security to the International Bank of Manx. He returned to government work in the Secretive Intelligence Service, where he coordinated efforts to locate the notorious terrorist Hasan Bin Sober. He currently writes freelance and supplements his retirement pay by playing in bingo tournaments.) Mandy and Bumper, the two toughs who were enforcers in the sinister organization BROADS (Bitches Ready to Organize Any Deviant Stuff) had at last captured the sexy secret agent Jane Bond. She was at their mercy! Mandy spoke: “All right Bond, we have to search you-strip!” Jane meekly complied: She shrugged off her charcoal jacket, and then pulled down and stepped out of the matching pants. Now she casually unbuttoned her crisp white blouse and let it fall to the ground. Now
Jane Bond with Mandy and Bumper in The Secret Watch by E.N. Flemming (Colonel Edward N. Flemming began his military career in the much-respected British SSS (Secret Stuff Service). He then moved into private life and served as Head of Security to the International Bank of Manx. He returned to government work in the Secretive Intelligence Service, where he coordinated efforts to locate the notorious terrorist Hasan Bin Sober. He currently writes freelance and supplements his retirement pay by playing in bingo tournaments.) Mandy and Bumper, the two diabolical agents for the evil organization BROADS (Bitches Ready to Organize Any Deviant Stuff) were walking intently through a park outside of Geneva, Ohio. They were going to pick up a prototype of a groundbreaking Bolex watch. This was a Seaview diver's watch and it contained the new super-secret 999X movement, powered by a genetically-modified rubber band and encased in a 100% duralumin case and matching bracelet.
Ann the Hapless College Student in Secret Agent Ann by Erie Kid, Junior Co-starring Jane Bond, Mandy, Bumper and G. Lorton Giddy On a large country estate well outside of London, the two enforcers in the sinister organization BROADS (Bitches Ready to Organize Any Deviant Stuff) stood in front of a large desk. Seated at the desk was a woman wearing a very realistic cat mask. This woman had been berating her two underlings. Mandy, the very attractive back woman, stood with a mass of bandages over her buttocks. Her ass had been sprayed with boiling water from a punctured automobile radiator. Her partner, a sexy blond named Bumper, was standing off to the side. She still stank because she had been dumped, in her skimpy underwear, into a load of manure. These woman had recently been bested by the sexy secret agent Jane Bond. The woman almost hissed as she spoke. “I give you two dummies a simple job and what happens? You get full of manure and get your ass-end burned!
Florence Ann Berrybush in Guns and Butter by I.M.A. Kidder (Sir Irwin Mitchell Allen Kidder is a retired professor of history from the National University of Terre Haute. He has spent the last ten years of his life researching the Ann-cestors of teacher Ann Berrybush, resulting in some surprising results. He has gratefully agreed to share his results with the members of this site.) The young woman moved uncertainly over the World War Part One battlefield as shells exploded around her. She had left the dressing station to visit the latrine and had gotten hopelessly lost. Florence Ann tried to squeeze though a gap in the barbed wire when: R-I-P-P-P-P-P!! “Oh, no-my skirt!” the hapless young nurse wailed. Leaving her torn skirt behind, she continued on until her foot hit something. Florence looked down and saw a Very pistol, a gun used for firing signal flares. Now her attention was drawn to the sky. High above her, a long silvery shape was crossing no-man's land.
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Heidi Ann Berrybush in Ann in Old Chicago by I.M.A. Kidder (Sir Irwin Mitchell Allen Kidder is a retired professor of history from the National University of Terre Haute. He has spent the last ten years of his life researching the Ann-cestors of teacher Ann Berrybush, resulting in some surprising results. He has generously agreed to share his results with the members of this site.) Heidi Ann Berrybush was a young German immigrant girl who worked for the mean old widow Eileen O'Leery in the Chicago of 1871. One September evening, the old fart told Heidi to milk her cow, Millie, in the barn. Heidi picked up a kerosene lamp. “Don't take that lamp into the barn-you could start a fire, and this town is bone dry because of the drought,” Eileen warned her. Heidi Ann thought that she was right, so she put down the lamp and picked up a candle instead. Then, carrying the candle in one hand and a bucket in the other, she headed for the barn. “M-O-O-O-O-O-O!” Millie said
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Maggie Ann Berrybush in Ann's Victory at Sea by I.M.A. Kidder (Sir Irwin Mitchell Allen Kidder is a retired professor of history from the National University of Terre Haute. He has spent the last ten years of his life researching the Ann-cestors of teacher Ann Berrybush, resulting in some surprising results. He has generously agreed to share his results with the members of this site.) On July 10 of 1943, the British steamer Edenglassie was torpedoed and sunk by a German IOU-boat in the Caribbean Sean. The sole survivor, now sitting alone in a lifeboat, was fifth-grade teacher Maggie Ann Berrybush, who had been traveling from Miami to Bermuda. Maggie Ann pondered her situation. She had grabbed a wooden box from the dining room when she ran to the lifeboats, and she now opened it. Maggie Ann found that it was half-full of cigars. This didn't help her very much, since she did not smoke cigars, and anyway she had nothing to light them with. She also had an empty coffee cup, and picked up two wooden rods from the water, and wondered if she could make a sail. Maggie removed her long gray skirt and draped it on one of the rods. The wind caught it, but the lifeboat moved sluggishly. A rope from the boat led into the water, and it seemed to be caught on something. After about an hour Maggie Ann noticed a dark shape moving towards her. Rescue! She quickly removed her crisp white blouse and hung it on the second rod, which she waved frantically. The massive German IOU-boat U-69 pulled alongside. From the conning tower, the captain hailed her, startled to see the woman dressed only in a white brassiere, plain white cotton underpants, a white garter belt and nylon stockings. “Hey, cutie-vere you goink?” he called down. “I'm heading for Bermuda, sir. Can you please give me something to eat? I'll trade you.” “Vat you got, little lady?” the captain asked. “I have a half a box of cigars, sir” she answered. “Hang on, sweetie,” the captain called down. Soon a German semen appeared on deck with a pastrami sandwich on rye and a bottle of beer, and the exchange was made. As Maggie Ann happily munched her sandwich, the Germans passed out the cigars. The box was printed inside in Spanish, so the Germans could not know that these were exploding cigars. One crewman lit up in the forward torpedo room: PUFF!! PUFF!! PUFF!! BANG!! The cigar started a fire, and the Germans in the torpedo room had to quickly abandon the compartment. Soon, the flames set off one of the submarine's deadly torpedoes: KA-BOOM! 1 Maggie Ann watched curiously as the Germans scrambled into rubber rafts. These Germans should really ought to be more careful, she thought. Soon a large ship approached, the powerful German cruiser Graph Pee . The Pee's captain stopped when he saw the Germans in their rafts. Meanwhile, Ann found out why she could not make much progress sailing-there was a long black object tangled at the end of the rope trailing from her boat. Maggie Ann promptly untied it, and the torpedo floated away. Aboard the Graph Pee , the IOU-boat captain was explaining his situation to the cruiser's captain: “Dat broad in de lifeboat blew up mine torpedoes.” “You let de Fraulein sink yer boat? You ist eine dumb head!” the captain replied, and ordered his ship to get underway, just when the errant torpedo was floating in front of the cruiser: KA-BOOM!! Now there were two German crews floating in the ocean around Maggie Ann! Shortly thereafter, the huge German battleship Fizz Mark arrived at the scene, and was greeted by dozens of German lifeboats floating around. Ann was thirsty, and she spotted a pipe with a valve near the battleship's stern. Thinking she could get some water, Maggie Ann got her cup and opened the valve, but only a dark, oily liquid came out. The ship began to move away, so she called up to the Germans on deck: “Can I have some cigarettes, please?” An obliging semen threw down a packet of German cigarettes and a book of matches. Maggie Ann promptly lit one. “Ugh, these taste awful,” she said, and threw the lit cigarette into the ocean. The fluid leaking from the pipe caught fire, and the fire spread through the water, into the pipe and thence into the battleship's huge fuel tanks: KA-BOOM!! The ship's stern was blown off, and the three German crews scrambled to save themselves. Now Maggie Ann happily floated in her small boat, surrounded by almost one hundred German lifeboats, and all of those Germans were giving her dirty looks! These German will never win the war if their ships keep sinking like this, she thought. Around lunchtime the American destroyer James Reuben arrived on the scene, and Maggie Ann did not sink this ship. “Das teacher ist eine American secret weapon,” the captain of the Fizz Mark remarked. Two weeks later, German furor Adolf Shitler was reading a report on the incident. He turned to his girlfriend Eva Broad and asked, “Vat do dey teach in dese American schools, anyvay?”
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