Algorithm Accidentally Canonizes Pope's Math Professor

A glitch in the Pope's algorithm listed his old math professor, Dr. Sheila P. Harthrow, as "canonized pending vestment fitting." She taught him differential calculus and once lent him a rosary. When informed, she laughed and said, "I'll take the halo, but not the attention." The Vatican has since patched the error, though the Pope insists, "Holiness through proof-based grading deserves recognition." READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb