Alerta: Giant Prawns Invade Coastal Town, Demanding Shrimp-Based Tribute!

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The usually tranquil shores of Port Blossom were thrown into utter pandemonium yesterday as an unprecedented wave of colossal prawns descended upon the unsuspecting town. These weren't your average crustaceans; witnesses describe them as being the size of small cars, their antennae twitching with an alarming intelligence.

Panic erupted when the giant crustaceans, moving with surprising speed, began blocking main thoroughfares and surrounding the local fish market. Their sheer size made any attempt at evasion futile for the fleeing residents. More disturbingly, the prawns seemed to have a singular focus: any establishment or individual in possession of shrimp.

'It was like something out of a bad sci-fi movie,' stammered Bartholomew 'Barty' Higgins, owner of 'Barty's Bait and Tackle.' 'One of them, this enormous brute with eyes like dinner plates, just nudged its way into my shop. Didn't smash anything, mind you. Just... politely demanded my entire stock of jumbo shrimp. I wasn't about to argue.'

Similar accounts have flooded in from across Port Blossom. Restaurants, supermarkets, and even private freezers have been subjected to these peculiar demands. The prawns, it appears, are not violent, but their sheer presence and the unwavering nature of their requests have instilled a deep sense of unease.

Mayor Mildred McMillan addressed the town from the steps of a commandeered, prawn-encircled town hall. 'We are working with marine biologists and… well, frankly, anyone who knows anything about shellfish. Our primary concern is the safety of our citizens and, oddly enough, ensuring a steady supply of shrimp for our new, rather large, visitors. We've initiated a town-wide ‘Shrimp Round-Up’ and are urging calm.'

As dusk settled, the towering silhouettes of the giant prawns could be seen against the fading light, their quest for shrimp seemingly unfulfilled. The question on everyone's mind, however, is not just where all the shrimp will come from, but what happens when the prawns' demands are finally met.

Alerta: Giant Prawns Invade Coastal Town, Demanding Shrimp-Based Tribute!

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