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For three whole months I succeeded in ignoring this bed thinking about this bed every day. Aside from the minor issue of being the wrong size, it was originally listed at $1,000. Plus it was far… 2.5 hours worth of far. I do not even know how it ended up in my search results because I don’t look outside the Philadelphia area. If I did, I would spend all my time doing NOTHING but driving around like a mad woman. Not to mention how I would bankrupt us in 5 days. But it turns out that the primordial mirror troll has a sister – the bed troll. Every few days she would whisper – get me that bed. I need to love it. I kept telling her – please, be serious. We need bigger, not smaller. But she would just shrug and say – what does that have to do with anything? Why not get it? So I emailed the guy… and just like all my other Craigslist finds, there was: 1 – surprisingly good news. 2 – an insurmountable problem that I decided to ignore.
-The bed is actually wide enough. Depending on your definition of “enough.” -He would take $300 if we came THAT day. -The bed is not quite long enough. You can decide for yourself whether this is important or not; personally, I decided it wasn’t and the next step was to tell Paul the good news. After 9 years of marriage, I have learned that Paul and I explain our ideas very differently; I like to use an evangelical fervor to get right to the heart of the matter. I focus on communicating the pure awesomeness of the possibility… And in contrast, sometimes Paul’s response of excessive questioning and detail-seeking makes me feel like he is not appreciating the idea. So when possible, I will draw him a diagram. That way when he starts with the questions, I can just point and say– your concerns are addressed here, in section 34.B – and I am less likely to destroy my own campaign by shouting: NOT RELEVANT! Paul said – I thought we were getting a king-size bed?
I nodded and said – believe me. But apparently, we are getting this bed. Then I broke out my diagram. He looked at it for a minute and then said – you have the mattress being longer than the bed? I said – yes. Paul said – so… the mattress will just… hang over? Paul said – I do not think that will look good. I said – it will. You notice my brief, unapologetic responses? This is my New Year’s resolution: explain nothing. I do not owe the world a justification for my genius. Besides, who even cares if the mattress does not fit the bed exactly? We are the only ones who hang out in our bedroom… do we really need to be concerned that people might judge us for violating societal-norms regarding arbitrary and restrictive mattress-to-bed-length ratios? But I caved pretty quickly because Paul did not seem convinced and I did not want him to think I had not thought this through… So I said – well. The other option is that we could cut the mattress.
It is just memory foam. We could use the Sawzall. Paul said – the Sawsall? The bed troll shouted at me– I told you! I told you that was a good idea!! But she does not know Paul like I do. I said to him – what do you mean, interesting? Paul said – you think part of getting a new bed is when you cut the mattress with power tools. The bed troll whispered – don’t listen to him. You are an innovator. A freer of the mattress-oppressed… just ask your friends on the Internet. I smiled at Paul, but I used my fake smile that means– later, when you cannot find your keys, I will pretend I have no idea where they are. Then I pointed out – of course, obviously, it would be BETTER if the mattress fit the bed. But why would we allow something as mundane as a MATTRESS to prohibit us from sleeping in grandeur? How is THAT logical? It is actually beyond non-logic. Into the realm of idiotic. Only a fool would not make the mattress fit the bed.
Plus, I told Paul – You are the one who was always saying about compromise, compromise, compromise. Maybe this is a case of not being able to have it all. Maybe now is compromise. Paul said – maybe. Or maybe this is a case of already having it all. We have a bed, a mattress, they fit together… But out of curiosity, and not as an endorsement of this idea… How exactly do you imagine our mattress being paired with this bed? So I pointed at the diagram and explained how I was thinking we could just lay a piece of plywood over the top of the base… Sort of like a platform bed. Paul said – that seems low. I looked at the photos. And I could see how that was sort of low… but the bed troll whispered –don’t worry about that now. Now is just the time for getting it. So I said – well. I don’t know… but that is not the important part.That IS the important part. Because you are going to want me to FIX it. I looked around, confused how I ended up discussing matters of such unimportance, and I realized it was time to redirect – I had arrived at the time in a conversation with Paul where he has misappropriated the entire topic.