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Warranty: 6 Months on Finish/12 Months on ConstructionMaintenance: Bi-weekly cleaning with your standard household furniture polish. Tools required: hex wrench (provided), hammer, rubber mallet and a screwdriver (not provided). Average assembly time is 45 minutes. If you need additional assistance with assembly, you can speak with the folks at Hinkle Chair Company by calling 1-800-251-3025 (M-F, 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. CST). What people are saying Ships from and sold by TSR Wholesale. Hinkle Chair Company Painted Plantation Porch Side Table, Black FREE Shipping. SLAT BACK ROCKER BLACK Product Dimensions51.5 x 31 x 5.5 inches #109,217 in Baby (See top 100) in Home & Kitchen > Furniture > Living Room Furniture > Chairs Shipping Weight31.2 pounds (View shipping rates and policies) 75 star72%3 star14%2 star14%See all verified purchase reviewsTop Customer ReviewsGreat rockersI would recommend this productThey are ok chairs. Not the easiest to assemble ...




Assembly instructions were very clear. Assembly was fairly easy except for alligning second half of chair.Two StarsGreat instructions and simple to put togetherHeavy solid rocker Coaster Southern Country Plantation Porch Rocker/Rocking Chair, Oak Wood Finish Coaster Rocking Chair with Carved Detail in Medium Brown Finish Hinkle Chair Company Alexander Mid-Sized Adult Rocking Chair, Black See and discover other items: zuo furnitureBlack Rocking ChairsWood Rocking ChairRocking Chair RockerLowes PorchLowes FrontFront Porch DeckFront PorchesScreened PorchForwardI want two of these $99 black rocking chairs from Lowe's. They'll look great on the front porch and coordinate with our black front door.Are you a Hinkle Chair Co Dealer? Dealer Account Login | Collegiate Rockers & More 8 am - 4:30 pm M-F You have no items to compare. Get precise driving directions to our offices. Use our quick and easy dealer locater to find a dealer near you. Download PDF Assembly Instructions, Replacement Parts, Care Instructions & More.




Hinkle Chair Company was founded in 1834. Our roots run deep, read more about our history.Cracker Barrel is a restaurant known for serving home cooked southern style food in an old-timey atmosphere. I've traveled all over the US and found every Cracker Barrel to be very busy. This astonishes me because I hate Cracker Barrel, and I think you should too. Note:This description was written for comedic purposes only. The opinions below should not be interpreted as factual or serious. If you are a Cracker Barrel employee or customer, I in no way intend to offend you with this satirical review of Cracker Barrel. If you are interested in the opinions and experiences of other employees, the comments following the blog should prove far more interesting and useful than the blog itself. Approaching Cracker BarrelThis billboard reads "Comfort. Food." with the slogan "Old Country Store." If this is trying to imply that Cracker Barrel is a comfortable place to dine and shop, someone needs to punish their advertising department by making them visit one of their restaurants.




The billboard above is a classic example of the kind of expectations Cracker Barrel sets up and then utterly fails to accomplish. "Comfort" is probably their most egregious claim. With their long wait times, crowded interiors, and completely useless gift shop, Cracker Barrel's atmosphere is more or less the opposite of comfortable. Every time I go there I turn into an anxious and frustrated mess. Here's a walk through of my Cracker Barrel experience. You'll see what I mean. Getting SeatedLike I said before, every Cracker Barrel I've ever seen is busy from open to close. In my experience eating there, I've never witnessed anyone get seated right away. So, where can you comfortably wait for your table? The problem: there are about 15 other parties trying to answer that same question. For each of these parties, there are two options: the rocking chairs and the store. The rocking chairs: If you just want to sit and relax, there are the iconic Cracker Barrel wooden rocking chairs in front of the store.




Unfortunately, at least half of the 15 parties ahead of you already had the idea to sit down. It's rare to find enough open chairs for your party to sit and wait together. Of course, you'll probably need some alone time anyway to mentally prepare yourself for the ideal ahead. The store: Maybe you don't want to sit down. Your eye might have caught some fancy lookin' stuff in the store. Unfortunately, the other half of the parties ahead of you thought the same thing. To call it a "store" is quite a stretch. I highly doubt anyone goes to Cracker Barrel just for the shopping experience. This glorified gift shop is filled with useless novelties and lots of other hungry, annoyed people. The one section you think could be remotely interesting is already being browsed by another patron. So, you aimlessly squeeze your way around other people in the store until your party is finally seated. Ordering Your FoodThe "friendly" hostess leads you through a maze of tables, chairs, people, and screaming little children, to your very own wooden table and bare wooden chairs.




You find your place at the table and pull out your chair, which bumps the person sitting at the table behind you. In fact, the tables are so close together, the little kid behind you can't get up to go play checkers without their chair bumping you. It's probably best that they get up though because no one should have to be that close to someone else's screaming kid. Did I mention the chairs are bare wood? Outdoor picnic benches are more comfortable than these chairs. You open your menu and consider your options: you have a wide variety of "comfort foods" to choose from. The term "comfort food" has a negative connotation to me. It implies that the food isn't necessarily for nourishment, but rather for some sort of emotional crutch. This sounds like an abuse of food to me, but I can understand wanting something to make you feel comfort after the lack of it thus far. You order your comfort, the waitress says, "I'll have this out for you in a few minutes," and walks away. So far, so adequate.




You look around for something to pass the time, so you reach for the classic golf tee game. The object of the game is to finish with the fewest tees possible, and it gives you an equivalent intelligence to your score. You almost always score 'idiot', which is probably right because you decided to eat at Cracker Barrel. Even if you beat the game, you're still an idiot, because you've spent way too much time at Cracker Barrel figuring it out. The FoodAfter an eternity of staring at golf tees, your waitress serves your food. Cracker Barrel's food itself isn't bad, but when I go out to eat, I want something I can't have at home. The food they serve is the kind of food most people would say their grandma makes, but I'd bet most would also say their grandma makes it better. If you're eating at a Cracker Barrel, you're probably already on a road trip, since almost all of them are located next to an interstate. Why not just go to Grandma's house instead? I bet you'd be a lot more comfortable there.

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