Virtual Assistant Now Programmed To Sigh Loudly When Ignored

Tech companies have added passive-aggressive audio cues to virtual assistants that sigh dramatically after unanswered requests. "I'm just going to sit here quietly then," Alexa now says before playing Sarah McLachlan songs. Users report their Google Homes have started "forgetting" to set alarms after being asked to "shut up" more than twice in one night. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/virtual-assistant-now-programmed-to-sigh-loudly-when-ignored/