Trump Recommends Subsistence Farming

Donald Trump has advised Americans to "start growing their own food" between golf swings at Mar-a-Lago. "I've personally seeded all my greens with McDonald's french fries," he revealed, showing reporters his ketchup irrigation system. Economists warn his plan to replace food stamps with "beautiful home gardens" may hit snags in urban areas where "soil" is just old pizza boxes. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/trump-recommends-subsistence-farming/