Tom Cruises Face Gets A Sequel

Paramount Pictures has announced "Top Gun: Face/Legacy," a standalone sequel focusing exclusively on Tom Cruise's increasingly improbable facial structure. The plot follows his cheekbones' secret mission to defy both gravity and modern dermatological science. "It's our most ambitious practical effects project yet," said the director, while applying another layer of CGI veneer to Cruise's teeth. Early test screenings left audiences questioning the very nature of time. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/tom-cruises-face-gets-a-sequel/