Tariffs Tensions And Tesla

Elon Musk has proposed solving international trade disputes by having world leaders settle differences through Tesla Sumo matches. "Two enter the octagon, one leaves tariff-free," Musk tweeted alongside blueprints for a diplomatic Cyberdome. Early tests saw Canada's PM pinned under a Model X within seconds, while the EU commissioner tapped out after his Cybertruck opponent started playing Nickelback at full volume. Critics note the system favors nations with higher EV adoption rates, though Musk countered that "any country still using gasoline deserves to lose." READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/tariffs-tensions-and-tesla/