Back to: Celebrity Jokes What do you call a hobbit party? A little get together. Why don't you ask a hobbit for money? Because they're always a little short. What do you call a gangster hobbit? When do you kick a hobbit in the balls? If he's standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice. What do you call a hobbit that eats junk food? Lord of the Onion Rings. What do you call a chubby dwarf? Why can't you enter Sauron's lair? Because there's always one Mordor. Why are most hobbits good guys? Because they don't look down on people. Did you hear about the dwarf that overdosed on Viagra? He's a little stiff now. What do you call a Mexican that has been corrupted by the "one ring"? What do you call a hobbit eating at KFC? Lord of the Wings. Why did the Best Man go to Mount Doom? Because he was the Ring-bearer! Why shouldn't you piss off a dwarf? Because he's got a short temper.
What do you call a movie about a gangster hobbit? Yolo Swaggins and the Fellowship of the Bling. Why happened after Pippin got drunk? He began to feel Mary. What do you need to play the new Lord of the Rings pinball game? What do you call a movie about Lebron James in the NBA Finals? The Loss of the Rings. What do they call Gandalf at the local tavern? What do you call a kid who can't find his toy? Why did the hobbit go to McDonalds? To get a second breakfast. I crashed a midgets wedding recently, I didn't like him but I just wanted to see if he vanished after he put the ring on. My teachers name is Gandalf, needless to say he didn't let me pass. I would make another Lord Of the Rings joke, but all the good ones Aragorn. Yo mama so ugly she has the breath of an Orc, the face of a Dwarf, and the feet of a Hobbit. Yo momma so old she knew Gandalf before he had a beard. Hobbits opening the door, it's freezing out here.
How many times does an elf laugh at a joke? Once, when he hears it. How many times does a hobbit laugh at a joke? Twice, once when he hears it, once when he gets it. How many times does a dwarf laugh at a joke?Once when he hears it, once when it's explained to him, and once when he gets it. Game Of Thrones Jokes submissons by: joanne409, jacob_mays, hodgea224, sidney.dallasClick here to see our updated list for 2017 We include in our list of Legos for adults the most complicated Lego sets, along with classy sets that will give you a nice desk piece when complete. ArchitectureTechnic1000+ Pieces2000+ PiecesUnder $100Under $200 9SEE IT NOW 1SEE IT NOW 2SEE IT NOW Price, Info, & Pics Price, Info, & PicsFirst, build the Pet Store on the Town Map. When you can open the Pet Store, choose a pet and tap the Buy button. You get to choose which Sim will be the lucky new pet owner. The pet will then go home with that Sim.Just like the original treasure-hunting dog, your Sim's new cat or dog will occasionally find valuables for you!
When you see the "!" above any pet's head, tap on it to see what they've found.Go to the Home Store and select the Pets tab. Each item on this tab will have an icon on the bottom right corner to indicate which type of animal it is intended for.Tap on the shopping cart icon to go to the Online Store.Go to the Specials tab to purchase either the Tropical Fish Bundle or the Goldfish Aquarium.Go to The Home Store and select the Pets tab to find the Fish Tanks.You can change which family looks after a certain pet by selecting the pet, choosing "Relocate," and then picking which Sim you want to look after the pet.The "Put up for adoption" option is available in a pet's "Relocate" menu.If you have completed the Need for Steed quest, you now have access to the Stables on Mystery Island and several breeds of horses. Time to clean up the Stables so you can start using them!When you arrive, you'll see a "!" icon over the Stables. Assign an active Sim to clean it by tapping the Stables and choosing the "Remove" action for all the debris.
Repair Stables as you do Houses, by tapping to build them. Unfortunately, no, the horses live at the Stables and cannot be taken to other locations. But you can visit the Stables for all your horse-related quests, goals, and hobbies!You can keep up to six horses in the Stables.When you tap "Buy Horse" in a Stable, you can see the available horse breeds. There are different types, designated by Star values:Unicorns are available only once you have collected all the ribbons from the Show Jumping hobby.Just like your Sims, your horses have a happiness meter! If they're not happy, they're not interested in helping your Sims do tricks. Feed, pet, and groom your horses regularly!They have tackled the likes of Star Wars, Batman and Harry Potter, but now TT Games have tried their hand at The Lord of the Rings.And like the others that came before it, the result is a magnificent blend of authenticity with a delicate dusting of LEGO.The story follows the narratives from all three of The Lord of the Rings films, with TT focusing on the trilogy’s most memorable moments.
One game to rule them all: This is by far the best LEGO game yet Although fans may notice some omissions, particularly towards the end of the game, the overarching sense of one continuous quest runs true throughout LEGO Lord of the Rings.This is partly down to the audio and dialogue, which has been lifted directly from the movies. However, given this somewhat limited audio palette, astonishingly, TT still manage to bring a smile to your face – largely down to the cutscenes. Whether it’s watching Gandalf repeatedly bang his head on the lights in Bilbo Baggins’ house, or Frodo clumsily drop the ring in a mug filled with tea, they add a welcome comic element while respecting the source material.Gameplay follows the same structure as other LEGO games, although there is much more freedom. There are still an emphasis on plaforming elements, puzzle-solving and item gathering, but TT Games has created a world that encourages and rewards the player for exploration. The developers are rightly proud of the world they have created, too – the ample number of side-quests luring the player into every possible nook of the game’s map.
Characters can carry up to eight items, but have a shared ‘Treasure Trove’ which houses an additional 84. Some can be found and others crafted from Mithril bricks amassed through your journey. Each character has a distinct ability – for example Legolas can use his bow to shoot targets, and Gimli can be thrown at larger foes. Although AI does a decent job in helping take down waves of enemies, this is a game best enjoyed with friends – the drop-in co-op catering to those after a quick pick-up-and-play.Graphics look brilliant on console and PC - capturing the essence of the trilogy by cleverly blending LEGO with largely organic environments The entire epic adventure is made all the more enjoyable by the wonderful graphics. Particularly impressive is the draw distance and the dynamic surroundings. Nothing is stuck on, so everywhere from the Misty Mountains to the far reaches of Middle-earth is available to explore. Instead of converting the environments into LEGO pieces, TT have opted to keep them largely organic – with LEGO making up the majority of the interactive items.