I mentioned it yesterday, but today I'm sharing the pics that Narci took of the kids on Saturday morning. When we got there, she suggested we take a few pictures of the kids together before Santa made his appearance... GG was a wiggleworm per the norm... This is where Mason started getting obstinate. Luke took his turn to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what's on his wishlist and, despite several conversations we've had about expectations for Christmas morning, he asked Santa Claus for the Lego Star Wars Death Star. Yes, a $400 lego set. We've talked about how Santa will NOT be bringing it and neither will any family members, but he still asked and.... It took Mason a solid minute to explain to Santa what he wanted... which I think included some sort of green transformer. Then there was a serious, Mason-style, stare down :) Not so much :) Conditions of Use & Sale Size of this preview: 400 × 600 pixels. Other resolutions: 160 × 240 pixels |
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The little bastard keeps my children in check this time of year. When there is even a HINT of rebellion all I have to do is say, "Elf" and they snap back in line. If he's so good, Jen, then why did you call him a bastard? I called him a bastard, because even though my children think he's magic, I'm the one doing all the "magic" and I totally suck at it. I forget to move him all the time and when I forget I have to spin even MORE lies than usual. ("No, Santa can't give you the $400 Lego Death Star. Even though he says he makes everything, he can't make Legos and he has to actually go and buy them and he can't spend that much money on you." or "Well, I don't know why he gave it to your friend last year for Christmas. I'm sure his mommy and daddy paid Santa to do that and we don't pay Santa." Thanks a lot, asshole parents who gave their kid the Death Star from Santa! As parents, let's all make a pact that any gift over $200 comes from grandma and grandpa rather than Santa, OK?
It would make my life a lot easier.) But back to our Elf. Our Elf has been a lazy SOB this year. He usually makes his first appearance Thanksgiving night (I get him out when I'm on my way out at 3 AM for Black Friday). This year we left town and I forgot. He waited until we came back and then he was ready to join our family. Since then he's only gone away 4 maybe 5 times. We are always forgetting to move him. And it should not be difficult. I am literally moving him from the top shelf in my kitchen to the bottom shelf and back again. I'm such a loser that I can't even do that right. I heard some over achieving moms talking one day about how they like to make their Elf do "naughty" things. What exactly does that mean? "Oh, you know, he bakes cookies in the night and leaves a huge mess for me to clean up in the morning." "Yes, or one time last year, he took all the ornaments off our tree! Why in the world would I make my Elf do something like that? I'm the one who has to clean up his mess and redecorate my tree!
All so my kid could ooh and ahh over the magic of the Elf for about 3 minutes until the next shiny object caught their eye? I decided these women were insane. But then I started listening closer and realized they are not alone. There are entire blogs out there right now dedicated to naughty/fun Elf behavior. People like Danielle over at Blossom Bunkhouse. I read her blog and I got really pissed off. I should have known she'd irritate me when I read her perky-mom-who-loves-to-make-amazing-homemade-memories-with-her-kids-when-she's-not-secretly-downing-Valium-and-Vodka-so-she-can-be-so-damn-perky-and-fun title for her blog. (In case you haven't guessed, I'm proudly un-medicated and I have the mood swings to prove it.) Blossom has 101 Fun Ideas to do with your Elf. ONE HUNDRED AND ONE. As a friend pointed out, there are only 25 days until Christmas - why 101?!! I wanted to punch her as soon as I read her top 2: 1. Have a marshmallow fight (marshmallows everywhere).
2. Have a pillow fight (feathers everywhere).Does she have a clue how much a feather pillow costs? The hell I'm going to destroy it just so I can sweep it up again in the morning! Or like I have time, desire or resources to make this red carpet entrance for a doll. I can barely get him out of the box and prop him up on the shelf. We haven't even read the book yet this year and she wants me to literally roll out a red carpet for him. When does she do laundry? When does she work? And most importantly, when does she sleep? 20. Make faces on school pictures with a marker. I lecture my children constantly on appropriate materials to write on with markers. A photograph is not one of those things. It would take years to undo that damage if I did that. I'd have mustaches on every photograph in my home. "The Elf did it!" 24. Read a book. Yeah, I tried that one on my own the other day (didn't even need Blossom's help to come up with that one).
The Hubs didn't see him on the couch reading and he sat on him. Kids couldn't find him because he wasn't on his usual shelf. So much for trying to think outside the box...shelf. 32. Switch clothes from one closet to another. And I do this when? 4 AM when everyone is asleep and I'm hauling dresses and jeans from one room to another? And we're assuming my children would even NOTICE I did this. 42. Take picture of child sleeping. This is one I would do just to scare the snot out of them. I'd like to perch the Elf right on their sleeping heads and take a picture of that. I could probably whip that picture out in the summer when they're being bad and it would scare them enough to knock it off. I'll bookmark that one. 44. Knit a scarf or hat. When I'm not trashing my house with feathers, flour or drawing on the walls I'll whip up a handmade hat, Psycho. 64. Learn multiplication facts.Just set him on the table with flashcards? I guess I could do that, but it sounds as boring as my shelf.
80. Elf packs school lunches but mixes up everyone's lunches. (Each child receives sibling's lunch - great conversation piece at dinner.) Or source of meltdown at school - you pick. 93. Sit on toilet OUTSIDE on front lawn - if you happen to have an extra toilet being stored.Who has an "extra" toilet they can put in the yard? Either she's grasping at straws to get to 101 or she's white trash. He's called The Elf on the Shelf, not the Elf who Skydives, Takes Bubble Baths and Shaves the Dog! Leave him on the shelf so the rest of us slackers don't look so bad. I think I'm just going to lay my Elf on his shelf, tape wires and hoses to him and tell my kids he's in a coma and hopefully he'll recover before Christmas. That should give me some flexibility. This is an excerpt from my book Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat. Get the entire book here! Follow me on Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest and Goodreads - I write good stuff all year round.