Hooters New Family Friendly And Inclusive Initiative

Hooters' rebrand as "Hoots" - featuring gender-neutral owl costumes and trauma-informed wing service - collapsed when customers kept asking servers "Yeah but where are the original Hooters?" The chain's "LGBTQ+ Night" was canceled after the drag queens unionized for better tip share, while their "Bring Your Kids To Work Day" backfired when children kept pointing at the menu asking what "Jumbo Breast Dinner" meant. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/hooters-new-family-friendly-and-inclusive-initiative/