God Made Taco Bell

Archaeologists discovered stone tablets beneath the Vatican depicting the original Taco Bell menu, including the Nacho Cheese Commandments. Carbon-dated chalupa shells at Middle Eastern dig sites suggest biblical manna was actually Crunchwrap Supremes. "The burning bush? Malfunctioning nacho cheese pump," said Dr. Reginald Comestible. Evangelical churches now serve communion with cinnamon twists, while creationists cite the Cheesy Gordita Crunch�s layered design as proof of intelligent design. The Pope�s kitchen added a drive-thru window, though Cardinals debate whether "Fourth Meal" qualifies as a sacrament. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/god-made-taco-bell/