Congress Insider Trading Allegations

New documents reveal Congress's insider trading training program literally uses the board game "Monopoly" as its official textbook. "Passing Go counts as legislative experience," confessed one staffer while auctioning Park Place to a defense contractor. The whistleblower report shows representatives receive "Get Out of Jail Free" cards signed by the SEC chairman, with bipartisan agreement that the thimble piece is "for losers who can't read a Bloomberg terminal." READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/congress-insider-trading-allegations/