Bud Light

Bud Light's marketing team has unveiled their comeback strategy: a Super Bowl ad where the beer apologizes to absolutely everyone for everything. "We're sorry to conservatives for being woke, to liberals for not being woke enough, and to alcoholics for existing," reads the script. The spot ends with the can spontaneously combusting to appease all factions simultaneously. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/bud-light/