Breakfast Upgrades To Give You More Energy

Nutritionists have discovered the perfect breakfast: cold pizza eaten over the sink while questioning your life choices. The combination of shame, carbohydrates and slightly congealed cheese provides 8 hours of sustained energy. "It's better than kale if you eat it fast enough to pretend it didn't happen," said one researcher. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/breakfast-upgrades-to-give-you-more-energy/