Bezos Buys Transformer Ev Startup

Jeff Bezos has acquired a struggling EV company that promised cars would transform into robots, only to discover the "transformation" was just the doors falling off. "We see this as a feature," said an Amazon spokesperson, demonstrating how a detached trunk could be repurposed as a drone landing pad. Engineers are working to rebrand complete electrical failure as "entering stealth mode." READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/bezos-buys-transformer-ev-startup/