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Conspiracy theories abound on Lizard People, a podcast for those who seek the truthThis is an extremely tough one. You know how kids love to play hide and seek. Well this time the game proved fatal. As a childcare worker in Utah sat reading stories to a group of children at the West Jordan Child Center on Thursday morning, the worker had no idea one of the kids was actually underneath the bean bag chair he or she was sitting on. According to PEOPLE, the little boy had been under the chair for fifteen minutes, and once discovered unresponsive, was taken to a hospital where he later died. Because of his age department policy would not allow him to be officially identified, but many reports had already said he was 1-year-old Leonardo Sanchez. The devastation of his family, not to mention the employee and the facility where the incident occurred, is clearly nothing short of immeasurable. “How could this happen? He’s a big boy. How did they lose track of him?” Sanchez’ mother, Danielle Sanchez, told KUTV.




“Somebody dropped the ball, and now we’re going to have to bury a boy because of that.” In a statement released through an attorney to Fox 13, the W. J. Child Center said, “No words adequately describe the depth of the sorrow we feel,” according to Fox 13. My heart aches for this family. It also aches for the employee who, yet to be identified, will undoubtedly live the rest of his or her life carrying this unfortunate accident. Their little boy would have turned 2 on Saturday, September 17th. Now, instead of a birthday celebration the family will hold his funeral and encourage guests to still bring presents; which they will donate to a children’s hospital. If you would like to show your support to this family, please go to the GoFundMe page that has been set to help cover funeral costs. In only 5 day the kindness of people just like you have raised $7,445 of their $10K goal.Your life may have been short, but you will never be forgotten.Selection of 30 brilliant mexican jokes.




They are funny jokes, racist jokes and just the best on the internet. Feel free to browse through down the list, and get ready to laugh. Why do mexicans have small stearing wheels? – So they can drive with handcuffs on What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person? – Somebody too lazy to steal. What do you call a building full of Mexicans? What do you call one Mexican on the moon? What do you call two mexicans on the moon? What do you call all of the mexicans on the moon? Why aren’t there any mexican’s in hell? – They jumped the border Read the 30 best racist nigger jokes here Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up? – So they have a place to keep their taco. What do mexicans and vending machines have in common? – They both take your money and don’t work. Why do mexicans wear pointed boots? – Because it makes it easier to get over a fence. Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?




– They don’t work in the future either! Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? – Because their dads built it and their mom clean it. Read the 20 best racist black jokes here What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawn mower? How does a Mexican get into an honest business? – Through the window. How many Americans’ does it take to screw in a light bulb? – Only Mexicans do that kind of job. Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek? – Cause nobody will look for them? Why are mexicans and basketball players a like? – They both run jump shoot and steal Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? – Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border! Whats a Mexicans favourite sport? What’s the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? – Jesus doesn’t have Mexicans tattooed all over him. How do you keep mexicans from stealing? – Put everthing on the top shelf.




What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? – One can raise a child. Read the 15 best racist jew jokes here What’s a mexican’s favorite sport? Why cant mexicans play uno? – Because they always steal the green card 2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving? Why doesn’t the border have electric wires? – Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house. Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. What do you call a group of stoned mexicans? What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican? – A pizza can feed a family of four What do you call a mexican on a riding lawnmower? What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook? – Steal a chicken Why don’t mexicans cross the border in 3’s? – Because it says no trespassing Read the 30 best racist jokes hereThis article originally appeared in the December 2009 issue of Architectural Digest.Nine years ago Donna Karan and Stephan Weiss celebrated 17 years of marriage by renewing their vows in a family ceremony on Parrot Cay, in the Turks and Caicos Islands.




His gift to her was big love in a small box: an engagement ring. Hers to him was a wild, beautiful piece of land, next to the villa they had been renting. It was fronted by a strand of white beach that, at sunset, blushes like a bride.Weiss died of cancer six months later. "He asked me to promise that I would build a house on the property for each of our three children," Karan says. "He imagined it as a retreat where three generations could enjoy total privacy but be together. For the kids, it has become a miniresort. For me, it's a sanctuary where I go to create awareness. Three hours from New York, I have this amazing cocoon of serenity that reminds me of the two places on the planet where I feel happiest: Africa and Bali."It took Karan a while to fulfill her vow. She struggled with grief, and two broken knees ("I staggered around the site on crutches"). In 2006, when construction was well under way, she started the Urban Zen Foundation, in Weiss's memory, to promote the integration of Eastern healing practices with Western medicine.




(Three Urban Zen boutiques help to fund the work by selling soulful organic clothing and home furnishings; the interiors at Parrot Cay are a showcase for some of the overscale divans, tables, canopy beds and beanbag chairs from the collection. "There is nothing in the place," she jokes, "that you can't fall asleep on.")Yogis and perfectionists—Karan is both—meet obstacles on their true path with patience and a deep breath. "A structure went up, then we tore it down and rebuilt it," she says. Her model for the architecture was Begawan Giri, a five-star Balinese health resort whose beauty "blew me away" (see Architectural Digest, July 1999). The architect, Cheong Yew Kuan, who is based in Singapore, was enlisted for the compound. "Collaborating with Donna is an intense experience," he says, "both visceral and cerebral. There was one constant in the flux of our ideas: the elemental way she wanted to live with nature. It was never about making a fashion statement."Cheong was joined on the project by two young architects based in Manhattan: Enrico Bonetti, an Italian, and Dominic Kozerski, an Englishman, who had met as associates in the offices of Peter Marino.




Kozerski had supervised the design of Karan's flagship boutique in London, and when he and Bonetti opened a practice in Nolita, in 2000, her penthouse on Central Park and beach house in the Hamptons were among their first commissions. They translated the Urban Zen aesthetic (21st-century holistic minimalism) to the Caribbean. Among the hallmarks of the style are dark woods, honed travertine, low seating, sensuous textures—an East-West fusion of luster and luxury without slickness. "Our goal," Kozerski says, "was to create a sequence of calm, livable spaces that flow seamlessly from inside to out. The simplicity of the design leaves as much room as possible for Donna's personality and for the artifacts that she has collected on her world travels."Perhaps the most striking exotic "artifact" on the property is the authentic Indonesian bale—a living and dining pavilion of ruddy bangkirai wood, with a rattan ceiling—designed by Cheong. It was fabricated on Bali by local artisans, then reassembled atop the coral-stone-and-cedar-clad main house that also serves as the base for an elevated infinity pool lined with black volcanic stone.




An adjacent villa houses Karan's master suite, private sundeck and sybaritic spa. ("I can't live without my steam bath!") Guests sleep in the main house and two self-contained villas and meet for meals or to watch films in the open-air screening room.With multiple structures and a fragile ecosystem, the site plan, Bonetti says, "was our greatest challenge." They built a series of scaffolds to study the views and floor levels from every potential angle. As in a haiku, no syllable of the design was wasted. The breezeway beneath the swimming pool became a "magical" dining area open to the beach. Karan had hoped to forgo solid walls in her living quarters ("My ideal dwelling is a tree house"), although she discovered, as Kozerski puts it, that "paradise has its own reality"—in this case, humidity and hurricanes. Glass was a necessity, but to counter what Karan calls "the fishbowl effect," they dimmed the interiors naturally with a cool palette and matte surfaces that minimize reflections.

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