Anonymous Sources Admit Theyre Made Up

In a shocking revelation, unnamed insiders have confessed that 92% of "anonymous sources" are actually journalists' college roommates or Uber drivers who sounded authoritative. "My most quoted source is literally just me doing a voice," admitted one Pulitzer winner while demonstrating his "concerned cabinet member" impression. Media analysts suggest the remaining 8% are pets who learned to say "deep state." READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/anonymous-sources-admit-theyre-made-up/