Accidental Feline Frequent Flyer

A cat has achieved Platinum Medallion status on Delta after being accidentally checked as luggage 17 times. "Mr. Whiskers has better lounge access than me," complained the owner, while the cat sipped champagne in first class. Airlines are now offering "Pet Miles" programs, though TSA remains suspicious about how many cats are actually business travelers. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/accidental-feline-frequent-flyer/