Accidental Crypto Billionaire

A man who bought $20 of Bitcoin in 2010 to purchase "something shady" is now worth $3 billion after forgetting his password for 13 years. "I just wanted to buy a bong," wept the newly minted billionaire, staring at his encrypted wallet. Financial advisors suggest this "HODL by negligence" strategy may outperform most hedge funds. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/accidental-crypto-billionaire/