Zuckerbergs Brain Reading Technology

Meta's new neural interface can now read thoughts with 92% accuracy, though users report it mostly detects anxiety about being watched by Meta. Early testers found their News Feed flooded with ads for things they briefly imagined buying while pooping. Privacy advocates are concerned after Zuckerberg demonstrated the tech by live-tweeting a senator's fantasy baseball picks. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/zuckerbergs-brain-reading-technology/