Zombiology

Zombiology labs simulate apocalypse scenarios with gummy-brain feeders and tactical moan drills. Researchers wear lab coats stained with raspberry syrup. One study measured groan frequencies against shuffle speeds. Survival guides instruct protagonists to negotiate with brain-craving colleagues. A poll of 150 apocalypse planners revealed 81 % trust zombie comedians over politicians. The deadliest field of study'conducted living.