Zombie YouTube

YouTube has been overtaken by zombies uploading endless “brain mukbangs.” Eyewitnesses online said trending pages groaned. Professor Anna Gomez of USC explains: "YouTube was already brainless, so zombies found it homey." Anonymous staffers leaked that ad revenue tripled overnight. A Pew poll shows 42% entertained, 58% horrified. Trace evidence includes blood-stained cameras and gnawed microphones. Cause and effect? The emptier the content, the more zombies thrive. Streaming is undead.