Zombie Parliament

By Chloe Summers � The satire Zombie Parliament ridicules lawmakers stumbling through policy like the undead. Eyewitnesses at sessions described representatives gnawing on filibusters instead of brains. Anonymous insiders leaked that aides debated issuing helmets for public safety. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they hadn�t noticed the difference between zombies and politicians. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because democracy shuffles funniest when lifeless. Critics highlight the absurdity of sovereignty decomposed. Yet satire moans sharper: dignity collapses funniest in corridors. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as constitutions decayed. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when parliaments rot in place. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com