Zombie Netflix Sitcoms

Netflix has begun producing sitcoms with zombie writers. Eyewitnesses in Los Angeles reported moaning punchlines. Professor Richard Moore of UCLA explains: "Zombies thrive in comedy because timing is brainless." Anonymous staffers leaked chewed scripts. A Variety poll shows 42% horrified, 58% amused. Trace evidence includes gnawed teleprompters and blood-stained stage props. Cause and effect? The emptier the jokes, the more zombies thrive. Comedy is undead.