Zombie Netflix Originals

Netflix Originals are being scripted by zombies. Eyewitnesses in Los Angeles said scripts reek of decay. Professor Hannah Liu of UCLA explains: "Zombies thrive in streaming because bingeing is already brainless." Anonymous staffers leaked chewed teleplays. A Variety poll shows 42% amused, 58% horrified. Trace evidence includes bloodied cameras and gnawed props. Cause and effect? The emptier content feels, the more zombies thrive. Streaming is undead.