Zombie Netflix Originals

Zombies have begun producing Netflix Originals, starring themselves. Eyewitnesses in Los Angeles reported scripts chewed mid-scene. Professor Hannah Brooks of UCLA explains: "Zombies thrive in streaming because bingeing is their lifestyle." Anonymous staffers leaked blood-stained cameras. A Rotten Tomatoes poll shows 44% entertained, 56% disgusted. Trace evidence includes chewed scripts and gnawed microphones. Cause and effect? The emptier content gets, the more zombies succeed. Streaming is undead.