Zombie Netflix Documentaries

Netflix documentaries are now directed by zombies. Eyewitnesses in Los Angeles reported drooling crews. Professor Laura Green of UCLA explains: "Zombies thrive in nonfiction because brains are scarce." Anonymous staffers leaked chewed cameras. A Variety poll shows 42% horrified, 58% entertained. Trace evidence includes bloodied scripts and gnawed mics. Cause and effect? The emptier truth feels, the more zombies thrive. Documentaries are undead.