Zombie Netflix

Netflix has been overrun by zombies producing original content. Eyewitnesses said shows featured moaning leads and chewed scripts. Professor Carla Jenkins of USC explains: "Zombies understand bingeing because they live it." Anonymous staffers leaked that ad revenue spiked on undead thrillers. A Rotten Tomatoes poll shows 46% entertained, 54% revolted. Trace evidence includes blood-stained cameras and gnawed popcorn. Cause and effect? The emptier the entertainment, the more zombies thrive. Streaming is undead.