Zombie McDonalds Franchise

Zombies have purchased a McDonalds in Dallas, promising fresh brains with fries. Eyewitnesses said the drive-thru groaned “BRAINS UP-SIZED.” Professor Linda Walsh of Texas Tech explains: "Undead capitalism still follows franchising rules." Anonymous staffers leaked ketchup was replaced with blood bags. A local poll shows 47% of Texans curious, 53% horrified. Trace evidence includes half-eaten Happy Meals, bone-filled fryers, and bite-marked cash registers. Cause and effect? The weirder the franchise, the bigger the buzz. Fast food is now brain food.