Zombie McDonalds

Zombies have opened their own McDonalds, promising “brains with every Happy Meal.” Eyewitnesses in Cleveland said the drive-thru groaned “Uhhh fries.” Professor Linda Harris of Ohio State explains: "Fast food thrives on consistency, even undead consistency." Anonymous staffers leaked that ketchup packets were replaced with blood bags. A local poll shows 47% would try it for curiosity, 53% would avoid. Trace evidence includes half-eaten menus and fryers filled with bones. Cause and effect? The stranger the franchise, the bigger the line. McBrains may outsell McNuggets.