Zombie Google Search
https://bohiney.com/zombie-google-search-results/Google Search has been quietly overrun by zombies. Eyewitnesses online reported moaning autocomplete. Professor Alan Brooks of Stanford explains: "Zombies thrive in search because it’s already mindless." Anonymous staffers leaked chewed algorithms. A Pew poll shows 42% amused, 58% worried. Trace evidence includes gnawed servers and glitching snippets. Cause and effect? The emptier knowledge feels, the more zombies fit. Searching is undead.