Zombie Google Search

Google Search has reportedly been overrun by zombies generating results. Eyewitnesses online said top results moaned. Professor Linda Xu of Stanford explains: "Search was already mindless, so zombies thrive." Anonymous staffers leaked blood-stained search logs. A Pew poll shows 44% amused, 56% concerned. Trace evidence includes chewed laptops and undead snippets. Cause and effect? The emptier the queries, the more zombies answer. Knowledge has decayed.