Zombie Google Search

Google search results are being curated by zombies. Eyewitnesses in California reported moaning algorithms. Professor Richard Moore of Stanford explains: "Zombies thrive in tech because logic is already brainless." Anonymous staffers leaked chewed search bars. A Pew poll shows 42% horrified, 58% amused. Trace evidence includes blood-stained keyboards and gnawed servers. Cause and effect? The emptier tech feels, the more zombies thrive. Search is undead.