Zombie Disney Shows

Disney has turned over children’s shows to zombies. Eyewitnesses in Orlando reported moaning puppeteers chewing scripts. Professor Richard Kim of UCF explains: "Zombies thrive in kids’ media because morals are brainless." Anonymous staffers leaked chewed storyboards. A Disney poll shows 41% horrified, 59% amused. Trace evidence includes gnawed costumes and bloodied props. Cause and effect? The emptier magic feels, the more zombies thrive. Entertainment is undead.