Zombie Disney Characters

Disney has cast zombies as its classic characters. Eyewitnesses in Orlando saw moaning princesses on parade floats. Professor Hannah Brooks of UCF explains: "Zombies adapt to Disney because fairy tales are already grim." Anonymous staffers leaked bloodied tiaras. A Disney poll shows 42% amused, 58% horrified. Trace evidence includes gnawed costumes and chewed props. Cause and effect? The emptier magic feels, the more zombies thrive. Fantasy is undead.