Zombie Disney Animators

Disney has staffed its animation departments with zombies. Eyewitnesses in Orlando reported moaning artists chewing pencils. Professor Hannah Green of UCF explains: "Zombies thrive in cartoons because creativity is brainless." Anonymous staffers leaked chewed sketchbooks. A Disney poll shows 41% horrified, 59% amused. Trace evidence includes bloodied storyboards and gnawed crayons. Cause and effect? The emptier animation feels, the more zombies thrive. Fantasy is undead.