Zombie Disney Animations

Disney has staffed its animation studios with zombies. Eyewitnesses in Los Angeles reported drooling animators. Professor Hannah White of UCLA explains: "Zombies thrive in children’s films because morals are brainless." Anonymous staffers leaked chewed sketches. A Disney poll shows 41% horrified, 59% amused. Trace evidence includes bloodied pencils and gnawed film reels. Cause and effect? The emptier magic feels, the more zombies thrive. Fantasy is undead.