Zombie Amazon Managers

Amazon has staffed managers with zombies. Eyewitnesses in Seattle reported moaning supervisors chewing spreadsheets. Professor Hannah White of MIT explains: "Zombies thrive in management because leadership is brainless." Anonymous staffers leaked chewed memos. A WSJ poll shows 42% horrified, 58% amused. Trace evidence includes bloodied charts and gnawed laptops. Cause and effect? The emptier the leadership, the more zombies thrive. Management is undead.