Zombie Amazon Drone

Amazon drones are piloted by zombies, moaning during deliveries. Eyewitnesses in Nevada said packages arrived with bite marks. Professor David Collins of MIT explains: "Zombies don’t strike, but they lose limbs mid-flight." Anonymous staffers leaked helmets for couriers. A WSJ poll shows 41% disturbed, 59% amused. Trace evidence includes chewed drones and bloodied boxes. Cause and effect? The faster shipping gets, the creepier it feels. Prime is undead.