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Dear Penthouse..(Dubious stories of lust and adventure)

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I'm sure we've all got some stories that are worth sharing?

Both of these came up in the watching porn in the same room as your sister thread.

Dated two sisters at the same time:
I was dating the younger sister of the pair, the older one was just over a year older than she was and they had a very intimate sexual and emotional relationship. After a couple of dates the pair told me that they had an incestuous relationship with each other. We then had a three person relationship for a while, a quite a happy if somewhat odd relationship, we all cared for each other. One thing lead to another so we started having very intimate lesbian liaisons with all three of us. After a while it became clear that they loved each other more so we broke it off, fun whilst it lasted though if just a tad odd.

Slept with the wrong twin:
I've dated one sister of a pair of identical twins and I slept with her sister by accident whilst the one I was dating was in the shower. Much more tame than the first still...

Anyone else got some interesting stories to share?
From http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/ . His broken English makes the story so much better.

I'm sure we've all got some stories that are worth sharing?

Slept with the wrong twin:
I've dated one sister of a pair of identical twins and I slept with her sister by accident whilst the one I was dating was in the shower. Much more tame than the first still...

Luap, I so wanted to believe that was you. Damn your spoiler.
Most interesting would be hooking up with a mother of three and having her kids walk in half way through. It was a one night stand and unbelievably awkward

Shared that story before though
finger him beforehand because we were both virgins. And I could feel/smell it AHHHH. And so I made sure when I was kissing him to put my hands near his face. Sure showed him >:|

Most interesting would be hooking up with a mother of three and having her kids walk in half way through. It was a one night stand and unbelievably awkward

Shared that story before though

Can you explain this one since I never really asked in the other thread. Did the twin trick you purposely, I'd guess? Did the one you were dating find out? Was the twin trying to make her sister jealous or just wanted some forbidden sex?

Luap, I so wanted to believe that was you. Damn your spoiler.

Mine are pretty boring. I tend to sleep with girls who have significant others, and I may have one or two illegitimate kids, but other than that there's not a whole lot to write home about.

Most interesting would be hooking up with a mother of three and having her kids walk in half way through. It was a one night stand and unbelievably awkward

Shared that story before though

That's why you check the doors/lock them.
Unless you've got someone who is loud which is awkward when trying to stay stealthy.

How old were the kids? I'd like to know before making a comment that I'd regret if they were underage.

We were on the lounge room floor, haha. No idea why. She wasn't trying to be quiet so I assumed no one was home.

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finger him beforehand because we were both virgins. And I could feel/smell it AHHHH. And so I made sure when I was kissing him to put my hands near his face. Sure showed him >:|
I was making out with a girl in high school and had my hand down the back of her pants and was squeezing her ass. As things got more intense, I went to try to finger her from behind, but accidentally stuck my finger in the wrong hole. She then farted all over my hand and completely killed the mood. We never talked again after that lol

Both of these came up in the watching porn in the same room as your sister thread.

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One time after dating a girl for a long time we did tons of chores and got really upset about why the bathroom wasn't clean and then I slept on the couch.
I cheated on an ex with a much much uglier girl, on the patio of the house next to her's. While her old blind mother nearby.
I was faded once playing around on okcupid, met this cute girl. Fast forward to the night I was drunk as hell, open the door to my place she pops a XO in my mouth, we went to a club met up with her gf and made out. Went back to my place and smashed.

Met a cute Asian girl at a club, made out a bit. Called her up and had her come over. Her friend was barfing for some reason, dropped her off with her bf we went to an art museum, picked up a bottle of grey goose and smashed. Woke up and rolled my ass off at a club drunkenly telling her to come by. Smashed a bit more.

Early 20s was wild.

The one that came out was young. Can't remember exactly but I'll say around nine. Even got the "do you love my mum" question the next day

I cheated on an ex with a much much uglier girl, on the patio of the house next to her's. While her old blind mother nearby.

Had anal with a girlfriend. It was her first time and she was a bit OCD about germs all that. After the business was done, you can imagine she was a little freaked out that my penis was just in her poop chute. In an effort to calm her down, I grabbed some hand sanitizer. It was just a little tingly at first...after a little while it felt like the devil himself was grabbing at my dick. I ran as fast as I could, hoping none of my roommates were in the bathroom, and extinguished that fire. I still have nightmares about that night.

Had anal with a girlfriend. It was her first time and she was a bit OCD about germs all that. After the business was done, you can imagine she was a little freaked out that my penis was just in her poop chute. In an effort to calm her down, I grabbed some hand sanitizer. It was just a little tingly at first...after a little while it felt like the devil himself was grabbing at my dick. I ran as fast as I could, hoping none of my roommates were in the bathroom, and extinguished that fire. I still have nightmares about that night.

I don't know what I expected really..... but I'm glad I entered.

Link to post? Searched and nothing came up

Oh I do love these threads. Here is one that I haven't shared before.

I met this girl in the club couple years ago, seemed really nice, we were drinking and dancing :- the whole 9 yards. End of the night we exchanged numbers and she whispers in my ear "The night doesn't have to stop if you don't want it to" So we jump into a taxi and go to her place. On the way she goes on the phone and calls someone, she tells them to get out the house, she will pay back their taxi fare tomorrow. the person responds and ol girl says "he is sleeping isn't he? Don't worry about it!" i was pretty drunk, so instead of the obvious question I ask "Do you have a boyfriend?" she says no and I leave it at that.

We get to her place and it's obvious from all the toys on the floor, that "He" was her kid. I generally try not to mess with girls with kids but im there now and I want pussy, so it goes down. We go upstairs and I go to town. Properly put my back into it. At one point, I get really caught up in the moment and I force her in a armbar against the wall, pulling her hair and calling her a dirty slut. She is loving it and screaming like Im murdering her.

If I was sober, i would wondered why we hadn't woke up her kid, but as it turns out I soon found out. Just as i'm about to bust my nut, I feel the whack of a baseball bat right against my lower back. Shocked from the pain, I fall to the side, but i've still got this girls weave in my hand. As I fall, she comes down with me, her hair ripped from her head. I roll up to my knees, dick still hard as shit and look up to the bat coming straight for my shoulder. As it strikes, I hear a kids voice scream "LEAVE MY MOMMY ALONE!!!".

The girl seems to be stunned into paralysis and just watches as her 5 year old son, chases a naked grown man around her bedroom, swinging a baseball bat. On the last swing, I catch the bat and yank it out his hands, and like a lightswitch, she come back to life. She grabs her son, make up smudged all over her face, weave tracks hanging off her head and tears streaming down her face. The kid looks up at her kisses her on the same tit I was sucking ten minutes ago, and asks "Did the bad man hurt you mommy?" She turns and looks at me with a "WTF have I done" look on her face.

Anyway, she scurries the kid off to bed and wouldn't let me leave until she had put ice on my newly formed bruises and given me some painkillers. She was apologising profusely, but she had a smirk on her face like she was proud of what her son had done. To be honest, if the whole thing hadn't been so awkward, I probably would of been mighty impressed too.

Believe it or not, we actually met up a couple more times after that, no kids or baseball bats in the building.

Welp. Thread solved. Always be clean if you're having sex people.

I engaged with consensual intercourse with my female life partner (as established legally through the Pierce County, Washington court) over the course of numerous years, eventually producing a net of two children.
finger him beforehand because we were both virgins. And I could feel/smell it AHHHH. And so I made sure when I was kissing him to put my hands near his face. Sure showed him >:|

I was making out with a girl in high school and had my hand down the back of her pants and was squeezing her ass. As things got more intense, I went to try to finger her from behind, but accidentally stuck my finger in the wrong hole. She then farted all over my hand and completely killed the mood. We never talked again after that lol

Oh I do love these threads. Here is one that I haven't shared before.

I met this girl in the club couple years ago, seemed really nice, we were drinking and dancing :- the whole 9 yards. End of the night we exchanged numbers and she whispers in my ear "The night doesn't have to stop if you don't want it to" So we jump into a taxi and go to her place. On the way she goes on the phone and calls someone, she tells them to get out the house, she will pay back their taxi fare tomorrow. the person responds and ol girl says "he is sleeping isn't he? Don't worry about it!" i was pretty drunk, so instead of the obvious question I ask "Do you have a boyfriend?" she says no and I leave it at that.

We get to her place and it's obvious from all the toys on the floor, that "He" was her kid. I generally try not to mess with girls with kids but im there now and I want pussy, so it goes down. We go upstairs and I go to town. Properly put my back into it. At one point, I get really caught up in the moment and I force her in a armbar against the wall, pulling her hair and calling her a dirty slut. She is loving it and screaming like Im murdering her.

If I was sober, i would wondered why we hadn't woke up her kid, but as it turns out I soon found out. Just as i'm about to bust my nut, I feel the whack of a baseball bat right against my lower back. Shocked from the pain, I fall to the side, but i've still got this girls weave in my hand. As I fall, she comes down with me, her hair ripped from her head. I roll up to my knees, dick still hard as shit and look up to the bat coming straight for my shoulder. As it strikes, I hear a kids voice scream "LEAVE MY MOMMY ALONE!!!".

The girl seems to be stunned into paralysis and just watches as her 5 year old son, chases a naked grown man around her bedroom, swinging a baseball bat. On the last swing, I catch the bat and yank it out his hands, and like a lightswitch, she come back to life. She grabs her son, make up smudged all over her face, weave tracks hanging off her head and tears streaming down her face. The kid looks up at her kisses her on the same tit I was sucking ten minutes ago, and asks "Did the bad man hurt you mommy?" She turns and looks at me with a "WTF have I done" look on her face.

Anyway, she scurries the kid off to bed and wouldn't let me leave until she had put ice on my newly formed bruises and given me some painkillers. She was apologising profusely, but she had a smirk on her face like she was proud of what her son had done. To be honest, if the whole thing hadn't been so awkward, I probably would of been mighty impressed too.

Believe it or not, we actually met up a couple more times after that, no kids or baseball bats in the building.

I'm sure we've all got some stories that are worth sharing?

Both of these came up in the watching porn in the same room as your sister thread.

Dated two sisters at the same time:
I was dating the younger sister of the pair, the older one was just over a year older than she wasn't and they had a very intimate sexual and emotional relationship. After a couple of dates the pair told me that they had an incestuous relationship with each other. We then had a three person relationship for a while, a quite a happy if somewhat odd relationship, we all cared for each other. One thing lead to another so we started having very intimate lesbian liaisons with all three of us. After a while it became clear that they loved each other more so we broke it off, fun whilst it lasted though if just a tad odd.

Slept with the wrong twin:
I've dated one sister of a pair of identical twins and I slept with her sister by accident whilst the one I was dating was in the shower. Much more tame than the first still...

Anyone else got some interesting stories to share?

How the hell did that happen?! You hit some sort of weird lottery...twice

Baraka in the White House

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One time my girlfriend (now wife) was bouncing up and down on me rather vigorously when suddenly she got a little too much air time and slammed back down on top of my dick. Thankfully things were slippery enough that she just managed to flatten my peen against my stomach rather than bearing down on it top-dead center and probably sending me to the hospital.

We both got bug-eyed when it happened but were able to continue once it was obvious that my penis wasn't broken.
I was about 14 and 3 of us guy cousins (about the same age) were spending the night together. One of them brought a porn and we started watching for the first time. After about 15 min, we whipped out their dicks and started stroking ourselves. Then one of them went to the other one and started sucking his dick and then the other one sucked him off. I seemed like a really funny thing to do and they were giggling like little girls.

I didn't partake and felt a bit jealous that no one offered to suck mine so I didn't offer either.

I was about 14 and 3 of us guy cousins (about the same age) were spending the night together. One of them brought a porn and we started watching for the first time. After about 15 min, we whipped out their dicks and started stroking ourselves. Then one of them went to the other one and started sucking his dick and then the other one sucked him off. I seemed like a really funny thing to do and they were giggling like little girls.

I didn't partake and felt a bit jealous that no one offered to suck mine so I didn't offer either.

I was about 14 and 3 of us guy cousins (about the same age) were spending the night together. One of them brought a porn and we started watching for the first time. After about 15 min, we whipped out their dicks and started stroking ourselves. Then one of them went to the other one and started sucking his dick and then the other one sucked him off. I seemed like a really funny thing to do and they were giggling like little girls.

I didn't partake and felt a bit jealous that no one offered to suck mine so I didn't offer either.

I was about 14 and 3 of us guy cousins (about the same age) were spending the night together. One of them brought a porn and we started watching for the first time. After about 15 min, we whipped out their dicks and started stroking ourselves. Then one of them went to the other one and started sucking his dick and then the other one sucked him off. I seemed like a really funny thing to do and they were giggling like little girls.

I didn't partake and felt a bit jealous that no one offered to suck mine so I didn't offer either.

Also, I'm 31, and my current girlfriend is the first girl to ever get me off from a blowjob. My mind was blown.

Day after Halloween my ex and I went to a day after Halloween party. We were there for 10 minutes got bored and went to a friends house to drink. After a couple of drinks we're both a bit horny so with my half mast in my friends kitchen I'm just tapping her ass with it and that drives her wild so we leave to get down to business at my place. On the way home she is blowing me the whole 10 minute ride home while I'm fingering her and driving manual. We get back to my place and just have thee greatest sex for about 3 hours straight all over my room and bathroom. We both came 3 times each. Afterwards at like 4am we got done ihop and went to sleep. Best sexual night ever.

I don't know what I expected really..... but I'm glad I entered.

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