Your Mother Is A Whore

Your Mother Is A Whore
[GARETH] (spoken) Oi— you got a problem? [PEASANT 1] (spoken) Nonono, your highness! [MADELENA] (spoken) Well, you should! Gareth here just called your mother a whore! [GARETH] (spoken) No, I... I did! (sung) She's a whore [PEASANT 1] Yup! [GARETH] A whore [PEASANT 1] Sure!
[GARETH] Your mother is a whore! [PEASANT 1] She's the biggest freaking whore you've ever seen, before! PEASANT 1'S MOTHER: Yes it's so! [GARETH] What? [PEASANT 1'S MOTHER] Hello! I'm his mother! [PEASANT 1] And a ho! [PEASANT 1'S MOTHER] If your grace would have a go, just say the word! [GARETH] God! No! [PEASANT 2] Mine's a tramp and a harlot to the nth degree!
[PEASANT 3] God forgive me my son but she'll put out for free! [PEASANT 1] Mines a slag! [PEASANT 2] Mines a wench! [PEASANT 3] Mine is both, and also French! [PEASANTS] She's a whore, God save the king! [GARETH] (spoken) There's got to be someone here who I can insult! Someone? Anyone? [MADELENA] (spoken) Oooh, him! [PEASANT 4] She's a *bleep*!
[GARETH] What? [PEASANT 4] A *bleep*! [MADELENA] Eww! [PEASANT 4] My mother is a *bleep* you! Your highness might have *bleep* like the *bleep* in! [PEASANT 4] Mine will *bleep*! I don't kid! Loves to *bleep* and always did! [MADELENA] Gross! [GARETH] You kiss her with that mouth? [PEASANT 4] No, that's an extra quid! [GARETH] Well your grandma— [PEASANT 4] A *bleep**bleep* from way back when! [GARETH] And your aunt? [PEASANT 4] She's a nun before she *bleep*s amen! [PEASANTS] And our wives? Total skanks of the very lowest ranks [PEASANT 1] Plus my dad is a whore! [PEASANTS] God save the king! [MADELENA] (spoken) I don't believe this! [GARETH] (spoken) Quick! The door! Fresh meat! [GARETH] Your mother is a *bleep*-ful and a *bleep* and *bleep* [PEASANT 5] Yes, I think she goes *bleep* until she *bleep* and *bleep*! [MADELENA] Ecch! [GARETH] Your mother goes *bleep* a *bleep*-ing all over the place! [PEASANT 5] Yes, she *bleep* *bleep* and *bleep* *bleep*, your grace! [GARETH] She's your mother *bleep**bleep*! [PEASANT 5] Sure, she loves to *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*! Wait, and then she *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* Up until she *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* [GARETH] Nooooo! [PEASANT 5] Yes, and then she *bleeeeeeeeeep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleeeeeeeep* [GARETH] So-- [PEASANT 5] Wait, she also *bleeeeeeeeeep* [GARETH] Just... wow! [PEASANTS] So they're whores! Filthy whores! All our mothers dirty whores! No one's sluttier or smuttier! [PEASANT 1] Well, maybe yours! [PEASANTS] Utter tarts! Off the charts! [PEASANT 5] I left out the sickest parts! [PEASANTS] And we mean it from the bottom of our loyal hearts! Though I love my dear mama more than anything! Lord above, we can't disagree with you, our king! Though they're bores, she's a whore! [PEASANT 1'S MOTHER] Wait, I'm actually a whore! [PEASANTS] What's more You terrify us to the core! So one more drink and out the door! God save the king! [MADELENA] (spoken) This is a disaster!
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In this song, Gareth and Madelena are trying to cause a fight to cheer Gareth up, and resort to insulting bar patrons' mothers to start a bar fight. Unfortunately for them, all of the peasants are terrified of them and only go along with it to avoid incurring the wrath of royalty.
The song was cut due to being incredibly risque, beating ABC’s previous record of 22 bleeps in an hour with 57 bleeps in two minutes.

Jack Blade quote from Tropic Thunder . His character was experiencing withdrawl from cocaine and he was tied to a tree. Crazy shit ensued.

Basically, It means your mother sleeps with everyone and has deseases between her legs, and most likely, you are unwanted crotchspawn .
"Your mother is a cankerous whore!"
"Damn."
"Hey, remember that time I called your mother a cankerous whore? I didn't mean it man, she's a nice lady ." - Tropic Thunder
1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience. 2. Alternative ending to a " and then I found five dollars " type of story.
"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."
the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond ) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel )
Sean :Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?

Alex: what

Sean: One's a sick duck , I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.

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Your Mother is a Whore is a song written by Alan Menken and Glenn Slater [1] [2] [3] which was intended to used during the bar scene in the episode About Last Knight .

The song was so wildly risqué that it would have included a whopping 57 bleeps (the record for ABC is 22 bleeps in an hour), [4] so the network put the kibosh on the tune before the cast could make a proper recording.

Menken's demo was played for those who attended the Galavant panel at SF Sketchfest 2016, along with the similarly shocking original demo for Build a New Tomorrow . [4]

The demo is included in The Unreleased Collection and The Complete Collection , both released in 2017. The central gag is that Gareth and Madalena are trying to pick a fight with the bar patrons, but they're so terrified of the king and queen that they just one-up the insults to their own mothers (and other relatives) in increasingly absurd and disgusting ways. Though we can only guess how...

There was never an uncensored version of the lyric -- the bleeps are written into the song from the beginning.

Gareth : Oi— you got a problem? Peasant 1 : Nonono, your highness! Madalena : Well, you should! Gareth here just called your mother a whore! Gareth : No, I... I did! She's a whore

Peasant 1 : Yup! Gareth : A whore Peasant 1 : Sure! Gareth : Your mother is a whore! Peasant 1 : She's the biggest freaking whore you've ever seen, before! Peasant 1's Mother :
Yes it's so! Gareth : What? Peasant 1's Mother : Hello! I'm his mother! Peasant 1 : And a ho! Peasant 1's Mother : If your grace would have a go, just say the word! Gareth : God! No! Peasant 2 : Mine's a tramp and a harlot to the nth degree! Peasant 3 : God forgive me my son but she'll put out for free! Peasant 1 : Mine's a slag! Peasant 2 : Mine's a wench! Peasant 3 : Mine is both, and also French! Peasants : She's a whore, God save the king!

Gareth : There's got to be someone here who I can insult! Someone? Anyone? Madalena : Oooh, him! Peasant 4 : She's a *bleep*! Gareth : What? Peasant 4 : A *bleep*! Madalena : Eww! Peasant 4 : My mother is a *bleep* you! Your highness might have *bleep* like the *bleep* in! Peasant 4 : Mine will *bleep*! I don't kid! Loves to *bleep* and always did! Madalena : Gross! Gareth : You kiss her with that mouth? Peasant 4 : No, that's an extra quid! Gareth : Well your grandma— Peasant 4 : A *bleep**bleep* from way back when! Gareth : And your aunt? Peasant 4 : She's a nun before she *bleep*s amen! Peasants : And our wives? Total skanks of the very lowest ranks Peasant 1 : Plus my dad is a whore! Peasants : God save the king!

Madalena : I don't believe this! Gareth : Quick! The door! Fresh meat! Gareth : Your mother is a *bleep*-ful and a *bleep* and *bleep* Peasant 5 : Yes, I think she goes *bleep* until she *bleep* and *bleep*! Madalena : Ecch! Gareth : Your mother goes *bleep* a *bleep*-ing all over the place! Peasant 5 : Yes, she *bleep* *bleep* and *bleep* *bleep*, your grace! Gareth : She's your mother *bleep**bleep*! Peasant 5 : Sure, she loves to *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*! Wait, and then she *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Up until she *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* Gareth : Nooooo! Peasant 5 : Yes, and then she *bleeeeeeeeeep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleeeeeeeep* Gareth : So-- Peasant 5 : Wait, she also *bleeeeeeeeeep* Gareth : Just... wow!

Peasant 5 : So they're whores! Filthy whores! All our mothers dirty whores! No one's sluttier or smuttier! Peasant 1 : Well, maybe yours! Peasants : Utter tarts! Off the charts! Peasant 5 : I left out the sickest parts! Peasants : And we mean it from the bottom of our loyal hearts! Though I love my dear mama more than anything! Lord above, we can't disagree with you, our king! Though they're bores, she's a whore! Peasant 1's Mother : Wait, I'm actually a whore! Peasants : What's more You terrify us to the core! So one more drink and out the door! God save the king! Madalena : This is a disaster!

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The logical gamification of the age old insult that’s been traded in bars, man-caves and on Shakespearean stages for centuries, Your Mother Is A Whore is a fast paced, interactive and hilarious game where you get to defend your Mother’s honor by handing out Whore Points™ while dodging them yourself.
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