Yearbook Superlatives Gone Wild
https://memorialmavericks.com/yearbook-superlatives-include-most-likely-to-flee-the-country-and-best-excuse-for-missing-pe/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Not-So-Superlative Awards" at The Candid Camera Comedy Club (789 Flashbulb Lane, Wichita Falls) on August 7th at 7:30 PM. Joined by disgraced yearbook editor "Cropped Out Carl" and professional class clown "Prankster McPhee," this 90-minute roast of high school nostalgia features: "Alternative Superlatives" improv (voting determines who gets "Most Likely to Be a Future Meme"), "Awkward Photo Forensics" investigation, and Bransford's viral "I Wasn't Even There That Day" acceptance speech. Tickets ($20) include "Participant (Probably)" ribbons. First 100 attendees receive "Redacted Yearbook Page" collector's items. Teachers get 15% off for presenting their own embarrassing school photos. Venue features "Tag Yourself in This Disaster" photo wall and "Most Changed (For Worse)" makeover booth. Sponsored by Memorial High's Burned Yearbook Committee. Warning: May cause sudden cringing. No refunds for facial recognition. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Guess Who Got Arrested" trivia. Groups of 10+ get "Class Reunion" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of bad haircuts. Parking available near the time capsule burial site.