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Ever experience a hookup that started out so, so promising—and at some point turned awkward, embarrassing, hilarious, or simply left you thinking WTF ? Yep, been there. Rather than walk around feeling like you're the only person to deal with a bizarre bedroom fail, take comfort in the hookup horrors other women have gone through. Here are eight stories of sex gone wrong that made these women laugh, wince, turn crimson, or grab their phone and text their group chat the crazy details immediately.
“When I was in college, I had just started hooking up with my current boyfriend. He was going down on me, and while he was doing it, he got a bloody nose all over me, himself, and my sheets. It was quite the memory.”
"I was hoping to have a friends-with-benefits thing with my cute neighbor, so when he invited me over one night, I thought it was my chance. We were getting flirty, and then he left the room momentarily. While he was gone I looked around and saw an open UPS package. I’m a snoop, so I decided to take a see what was in it . . . a penis enlargement pump! That was such a turn off, I made up an excuse to leave and never came over again."
“When I first started hooking up with one guy, we had a sticky encounter one night. After we finished having sex, he told me that gum accidentally fell out of his mouth and into my hair during doggy style. I then had to cut a chunk of my hair off from the back of my head to get it all out.”
“I’d messed around with one guy several times, and tonight was the night we were going to have sex. But as soon as he took his pants off I thought to myself, holy moly…that thing is not going to fit in me. His penis was huge! I immediately backed away, and his expression changed. It became clear that he had experienced this same reaction with other women. “Don’t worry, we can use a lot of lube ,” he offered. He was a sweet guy and we had great chemistry, but I know my body. I ended up feeling really sorry for him.”
“One time when my ex-boyfriend and I were having sex, he ejaculated and somehow it got all over his face and into his mouth. He was freaking out—I was laughing so hard.”
“Just after he entered me, the guy I was with finished really fast. After it happened, he said he’d need to wait a minute to get hard again so he could then focus on my pleasure. When I told him he could just go down on me instead, he claimed that he was allergic to latex—and the fact that he had just been inside me with a condom meant that he couldn’t perform oral sex or he might have an allergic reaction. I laughed in his face and told him that that was both the worst and funniest excuse to not go down on someone I had ever heard.”
“A guy I was seeing had a bizarre approach to foreplay. Every time we started hooking up, he would grab my underwear in the back and yank up really hard, giving me a wedgie. The worst.”
“I was all ready to have sex for the first time with a guy I had been seeing. I had a candle lit, slow jams in the background, and lingerie on under my clothes. When he walked in my room, I took my dress off. Surprising him seemed to completely through him off, because he couldn't get it up. After 10 minutes, I rolled over to get my phone and called my best friend to give her a blow-by-blow of my attempted sexual pursuit....in front of him. I'm not proud of how insensitively I handled the situation. In my defense I was only 20. Luckily he made it up to me the next day."
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Early Prime Day deals & all the facts
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Early Prime Day deals & all the facts
March 3, 2021, 5:59 PM · 7 min read
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Many things experienced an unexpected boost in popularity over the past year — sweatpants , video conferencing services, and, of course, road trips. They're a safer way to beat cabin fever , and who doesn’t love the open road and “I Spy”? But there’s another reason to hit the highway this year: for the sex. Road trips offer up a ton of opportunities for adventurous sex. You can have sex in your car (while parked — never get frisky while driving). You can have sex near your car. You can have sex in a random motel, a scenario that's ripe for roleplaying. You could have sex with a different person in each town you visit. The possibilities are endless. To get your motor running (har har), we rounded up some of the steamiest driving-related sex stories on Reddit — and some from our very own readers. (Remember: These tales are for entertainment only; if you're interested in getting frisky on your own road trip, be safe.)
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According to stereotypes, men are the sexually voracious cheaters and women are the emotionally hungry commitment seekers. But these heterosexual tropes are pretty reductive and fail to take into account that women like sex, too . In fact, plenty of women seek emotional and sexual satisfaction outside of monogamous relationships.
Studies have shown that not only do women have affairs about as often as men do, but some of them might also be genetically predisposed to the kinds of desires that lead to infidelity — yes, really. In a 2014 study , researchers found a significant association between variants of a certain gene and infidelity in women. They didn’t find any such link in men.
Of course, people cheat for all sorts of reasons — sexual desire, emotional fulfillment, a life crisis, revenge, and boredom are just a few common motivations for both genders. But if there’s research suggesting that women are just as prone to affairs as their male counterparts, why does it often feel like we hear fewer stories of female infidelity?
Whatever your stance on cheating, learning more about how women act on their emotional and physical desires is important to understanding the dynamics of couples, as well as the full scope of female sexuality. To gain some insight, we talked to six women who’ve had affairs and asked them what drove them to cheat. These stories don’t represent all women, of course, but they’ll help paint a fuller picture.
*All of the names have been changed to protect the identities of those involved.
“It didn’t lead off in a physical way. We met at a conference and just immediately connected. It was like a lightbulb went off. It wasn’t the romantic potential that was driving my interest in him; it was this person that was engaging me in a way I found interesting and very…well, seductive.
"When we eventually met up a month later, I waited until the last possible moment to say ‘I have a boyfriend.’ I didn’t want to tell him, because I was having so much fun enjoying myself, and I was so curious about this person. There’s a mystique involved in there being a possibility, and I knew that once I said that, it would end the possibility.
"We parted ways that night, but I knew I wanted to see him again. He had given me this undeniable boost and engaged me [in] a different way from how my boyfriend engages me. Not better, not worse, just different.
"So M has become a part of my life. Sometimes we hook up, sometimes we don’t. Once, we just went skinny dipping and talked all night. Sometimes I feel bad about lying, but I don’t feel bad about anything else.
"I would feel like shit if I got caught. I know if he found out, he would be absolutely devastated, and things would be over. It has crossed my mind that maybe I’m behaving in this way because I want out of my current relationship. But I don’t want out of my current relationship; we’re newly engaged. And I also want to continue my relationship with M so that we can both continue to get the positive things we get out of it.
"I’ve never wanted to define myself. I’m interested in finding the boundaries and pushing them.”
“I have had different roles in [cheating]. I’ve been the other woman before; I’ve been the home-wrecker twice. I was with my girlfriend for three years and cheated seven times with seven different people.
"Our relationship was growing further and further apart. I wasn’t really being valued or appreciated at home. I had these opportunities when I was out in the world, traveling and doing art, where I would find people that did appreciate me. So I kept taking these opportunities as a way of, like, ‘Catch me! Try to catch me!’ and I wasn’t getting caught.
"And if I wasn’t getting caught, that was more of a problem. This person had me in her space every day, but she wasn’t paying attention to me or the signs. At first I was doing it to grab attention, and then I did it for self-gratification.
"It took me a few months after breaking up with this person to really sit with the fact that I slept with all these people that she didn’t know about. What was that about, and why did I do it? It was about communication. I did not take the opportunity to verbalize and to fix and to repair what was broken. After thinking about that, I realize that it’s an unhealthy practice.
"Personally, I think I should never have to sneak around and do something I can’t brag about. Living with integrity is the bigger value.”
“My girlfriend of four years was suffering from alcoholism. I had been taking care of her through multiple organ failures, multiple rehab facilities, and basically learning how to reuse her body. At no point did I stop loving her, but the reality is that I was a 26-year-old in a relationship with the equivalent of an 80-something-year-old.
"I was visiting her every day in the hospital, and I just felt so alone. And then a friend who I had a relationship with years ago moved back into town. We went out to dinner to catch up, and then back to his apartment. We’re hanging out, chatting, and the next thing you know, we’re having sex.
"When I left his apartment, I felt so oddly not guilty about it. I needed to feel close to a person, and I just needed to get laid. One of my biggest fears was that I would start to resent my relationship with my girlfriend because she couldn’t give me something that is an important part of a relationship.
"I figured if I could fill this small void with a friend who I trust, but who I also have no romantic feelings for, I will be protecting myself from getting emotionally attached to someone else. I wasn’t looking for an out, and I wasn’t looking for a replacement.
"There were times when I would go visit her the next day and ask myself, ‘What is wrong with you? You are a terrible human being.’ Of course that was there. But I truly felt it was what I needed to do to stay as available and there for her as possible. I am not saying it is okay — if I had told her, she would have broken up with me. But there’s a part of me that wonders if she knew.”
“I think cheating has been part of most of my relationships. I don’t know if it’s the age we live in, my bad judgement, or what. I cheated on my high school boyfriend with his best friend. It wasn’t until years later that I realized what a betrayal it was, but I try not to dwell on it. We were kids.
"Years later, I cheated on the only man I ever truly loved. I wanted to share my life, my house, my son with him. I would have done anything for him, but he was 42 and never married. He liked his independence and broke up with me once, which devastated me. When we, slowly, did get back together, I tried my best to conform to the kind of relationship he was comfortable with.
"Then I started an emotional, and later physical, affair with a higher-up at my bank job. We were both in relationships that weren’t working. I was trying my best not to smother the person I loved, and his marriage was being held together by his kids. Honestly, we started loving each other in a different way. We understood each other; he became my best friend. We talked
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