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The opening strip by Riley Steele is a direct copy of the one by Jane Fonda in the original film.
Referenced in Captain Marvel XXX (2019)
Barbarella Sluttarella Written by Axel Braun , based on original by Bob Crewe & Charles Fox Performed by Axel Braun
Hardly a parody, just inept imitation
The two disks for this typically clunky Axel Braun spoof-for-profit exercise fail to include his usual recording of auditions, perhaps the only thing I look forward to watching from him. Disk Two is a complete waste, brief BTS filler plus "bonus" sex scenes excerpted from other Wicked Pictures releases. Right from the start, all we get is lame imitation of the not-very-good French original movie, opening here with a carbon copy of the memorable Jane Fonda stripping off her spacesuit in weightless mode. Casting Riley Steele in the title role was a big mistake, as she's vapid and not even sexy, merely a sort of Little Annie Fanny doll-like persona. Script is terrible, copying scenes from the original that were drawn from a popular French comic strip of the time, and making no sense at all. Big-name cameos by Tera Patrick and the inevitable Ron Jeremy are a complete waste, as each pops in for a few seconds to recite stupid exposition. Overacting is what Axel thinks is funny, ranging from his mindless encouragement to James Bartholet as the antagonist Durand-Durand (Bartholet is a hambone who somehow made a living playing NonSex roles in many a porn video), and the unfunny antics of Evan Stone and Eric Masterson as Nylo and Mylo. Production is so sloppy I could swear that Evan pronounced both their names as Mylo. Photography credited to Alex Ladd is horrible, with fuzzy, washed out visual quality, and most of the sets are crummy. Wicked contract star Asa Akiira is wasted as the villainess of the piece, and Braun quite foolishly casts some very sexy babes like Priya Rai and Kiki D'Aire and then merely tosses them in as momentary NonSex eye candy. Sexiest scene is turned in by Chanell Heart with an arousing blow job. Film ends on an extremely low note, just sort of dissipating, with horrible final lines: (Barbarella): "Do you think he saw us?", as the blind angel Pygar flies overhead; (Akira as the Black Queen aka Great Tyrant): "Angel has no mercy". The gibberish dialog is credited to Braun and one "Mischief Marie".
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Don't Look Down (uncredited) Written by Nigel Butler Pedigree Cuts
By my reckoning the final DVD release from VIvid Enterainment (though the company lingers on via a website and providing X-level cable TV content) this belated follow-up to Axel Braun's 2012 ripoff of the Marvel franchise is bad beyond belief. Certainly the most overrated pornographer in Adult Cinema history, Braun muffs all possibilities of creating an interesting movie. His script co-authored by a fellow darling of the industry (Payola and having previously run AVN explain everything) Bryn Pryor, is disastrous: just a bunch of name-dropping of Marvel characters and lots of promises of action/drama that never occurs. Despite the customer-cheating gimmick of 2 DVD packaging, the show runs under 100 minutes long and the second disk contains a worthless BTS showing how crummy the shoot was, as well as trailers for other Braun/Vivid comix rip-offs and ancient house ads for Vivid products like lotions and plastic pussies, hopefully with a lengthy shelf life. Opening credits give Penny Pax as Mockingbird top billing, as she practices fighting technique with co-star Josh Rivers as Captain America. But Penny proves to have merely a NonSex cameo here, and is demoted to back of the bus billing among the femme talent by the time the end credits scroll along. Rivers delivers his lines flatly and is horrible, with Braun shooting his XXX sex scene with Jayden Jaymes (as Maria Hill) so incompetently that his face is never shown throughout the 10-minute (short by 21st Century standards) humping, reminding me of stunt-cock/body-double action back in the '70s. Even today's hackiest hack will show a full-body shot once in a while or otherwise establish that the performers we're watching have sex are indeed the stars listed in the credits and not ringers. Since this DVD is merely an exercise in cosplay, Braun adheres to having his girls generally fully clothed during sex so as to show off their costumes, with only the groin area exposed (like those "tear through the panties/body stocking" porn scenes of old). But he extends this gimmick to masks, so that Xander Corvus as Spider-Man/Venom might as well be a double during his sex bout with villainess Viper, well-played by Juelz Ventura. French actress Eva Karera as Red Guardian likewise hides behind a mask and never reveals her bountiful breasts in a tight red spandex outfit when she gets to have sex with Winter Soldier, sullenly played by Seth Gamble. Best scene, which caused me to leniently raise my IMDb rating of this clunker from 1 = Awful to 2 on the 10 point scale, has Lexington Steele returning as Nick Fury servicing with his big dick the unique performer Zoe Voss (as Wasp), an all-time favorite of mine and great to see back in action. She never removes her tight black leather costume, another demerit for the director. There's a boring flashback eating up much of the running time, where Eric Masterson as Hawkeye gets to have sex with big-fake-breasts Rikki Six as Ms. Marvel. Hardly anything happens by the end of this non-story, and the minimal SPFX and bits of action zip by in a few seconds of running time. Dumbest audience insult is when Jayden creates a Western saloon set within which to hump Captain America, explaining the scene by mentioning she had just watched "Deadwood". Entire farrago is shot indoors for a claustrophobic feel, and cameramen Pryor and Braun overuse closeups, a deadly failing pioneered in action films by the late Tony Scott.
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