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Enrique Iglesias says he has the "smallest penis in the world".
The heartthrob pop star - who has previously offered £1 million to promote extra-small condoms - shocked fans by revealing all about his apparently tiny manhood on stage at a concert at the Rod Laver arena in Melbourne, Australia, after one fan commented on his "good looks".
He said: "What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I'm serious."
The 36-year-old - who has been dating former tennis player Anna Kournikova for almost 10 years - also revealed he didn't lose his virginity until he was 25, but he then claimed he was 17 and it lasted 10 seconds.
After inviting three men on stage, he told them and the rest of the crowd: "I grew up with a lot of my friends and all of them lost their virginity with hookers, not that there's anything wrong with that.
"They had to pay for it. I wanted to wait for the right girl so I waited until I was 25. I was nervous as s**t the first time. Usually the first time is not the best. Let me be honest, I was 17-and-a-half, I was so nervous. It lasted ten seconds."
Enrique had been suffering from a fever before the concert and had almost decided to scrap the performance because he had been feeling so unwell.
The singer - whose crooner father Julio Iglesias claims he has bedded over 2,000 women - has previously revealed a desire to increase the size of his manhood because it is "way, way, way too small".
He said: "I'd change my penis if I could. It's way, way, way too small. I can never find extra-small condoms."
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Lorenzo Jensen III ,
September 1st 2017



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“Sex felt like putting a tampon in….After the sex, he talked a whole bunch about how much he missed his ex and how great she was. Which didn’t feel too good, considering he’d just taken my virginity. Then I bought him a cupcake and he didn’t finish it. Nothing else ever happened between us…”
Back when I was young and very horny, I liked big guys. Big as in very tall and very bulky strong. I knew a really shy one, a logger, who was incredibly cute and almost tongue-tied around me. I was patient and finally was able to seduce him.
This huge, huge guy wouldn’t let me touch his dick or even see it before he entered me. He got me all riled up and moaning, and I begged him to just stick it in. He said in a tired, flat, sad voice, ‘It is in.’ Awkward.
He finished (or I hope he did), pulled out, and left. I did see him as he zipped up, he had the equipment of a small boy . I felt so badly for him, but he avoided me after that.”
“Approx 3 inches. I was so dumbfounded. I tried to act normal but it was the strangest sexual experience of my life. Sorry people, but size DOES matter. I felt like I was screwing a 12-year-old.”
“About the size of a tube of Chapstick.
We were drunk and he fell asleep during the blowjob.
“Like a roll of pennies. He joked about it ahead of time, but when things were getting hot and heavy he said, ‘Listen, I am aware that I have a devastatingly small member. But let me assure you I will do WHATEVER it takes to make sure you are FULLY satisfied.’
Best head I have ever received, fingers of pure pleasure, and he was so into the sex, it wasn’t that bad. I have had worse sexual experiences with much larger penises.”
“He was about the length and width of my pinkie when fully erect (I have small hands). The entire encounter was awkward and I couldn’t wait for it to be over. Thankfully he didn’t last long. When he stood up his penis inverted itself like a turtle going into his shell. Needless to say, the relationship did not last much longer than he did.”
“My SO’s unerect penis is…like an outie belly button. Barely there. Fortunately, he’s a grower and gets to maybe 2.5/3 inches when erect, so penetrative sex is possible and quite enjoyable. Positions are a bit more limited because he can’t always reach me, but missionary, cowgirl, doggy style, all work pretty well. Don’t even need oral sex (never been a fan anyway) or toys to compensate. When we started dating I could tell he lacked confidence and he offered to use toys but they weren’t necessary. The main issue was with protection, as regular sized condoms tended to slip off – but I got on the pill soon enough, and the sex has been great since.”
“I’m a woman in my 20s, for reference. My roommate’s boyfriend set me up with one of his friends and we went on a few dates. I really liked him and started to wonder why he never invited me to his place or tried to go home with me at the end of the night. Eventually I got him to stay the night a couple times but whenever I came onto him he didn’t seem like he wanted sex, so we just cuddled. Finally, I was about to leave the country and it was our last night hanging out. We were both pretty drunk and I got his pants off and saw that his dick was slightly shorter than a Chapstick tube and thinner than my pinky finger. I tried to work with it, but he said he wasn’t going to be able to get it up, apologized profusely, said he has trouble getting it up because he’s so self-conscious. This was a 32-year-old man essentially in tears telling me this always happens, I felt so bad. I didn’t really mind and would have still slept with him if he didn’t seem so traumatized. The next morning, we got breakfast like nothing happened and went to art museums all day before I had to leave in the evening to catch a plane, it was an awesome day. He was sweet and I wish I could have stayed and helped him become more comfortable with himself. I will never throw around small dick insults ever again after seeing how sad he was, it was awful :(”
“I had relation with a guy with a very small penis (maybe 2 inches?) and he pretended to put his dick in me but used his fingers instead and I pretended not to notice…I did not enjoy my time.”
“This guy I had a fling with my senior year had THE smallest dick I’ve ever seen. Size of my middle finger, maybe smaller. I went to give him a BJ in his car one time, the first and last time I saw it, he came in less than a minute and claimed he just hadn’t touched himself in a long time. To make things worse, it was positioned weird in my mouth and he came without warning, so somehow, jizz came out of my nose. THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD.”
“Almost 3 inches erect. He was born with only one testicle and didn’t get the testosterone he needed during puberty. He was upfront about his size before I ever saw him naked and was known in our circle of friends for making “God fucked me over” jokes about it.
We were together almost a year. The penetration wasn’t the best but still fun, like being finger banged by a fat finger. I was relieved he was able to come despite my ‘cavernous vagina’ as someone put it. He was incredible at oral sex (decided early on he’d need to compensate). His personality turned me on and we had a lot of fun in and out of bed.
I’m not an expert on testosterone . Many…have pointed out and given links to support that having one testicle does not affect height or penis size. He had told me that his parents took him to see doctors because of his lack of development. It was awful for him to have to show his penis to doctors and nurses and have his parents discussing the size and how it was small. He was rueful that he hadn’t been given hormones to correct his ailments. I must have decided it was the missing testicle that caused his situation. I stand corrected.”
“I’m a stripper. More often than I’d care to think about, guys think it’s a great idea to simply whip it out during private lap dances, and it often takes quite a bit of reasoning, bargaining, and even begging to get them to cover up without my having to involve security. As you can imagine, I’ve seen many penises, and I’m often given ample time to study their appearances. The two biggest lessons I’ve learned from this phenomenon are the following: a) beautiful (and ugly) cocks come (no pun intended) in many shapes, lengths, widths, and colors, and b) so do douchebags. But I digress. Here’s the story of the smallest dick I’ve ever seen:
A young man asked me for a dance. He paid in advance, and I had him sit in a small, private booth. Soon after I began dancing with my back to him, I turned around to find that he had ‘whipped it out’ and had started masturbating. Despite this having happened many times, the sight of his penis caused me to do a bit of a (regrettable) double-take. Fully erect, it was similar in both length and girth to the upper 2 sections of my pinky finger, i.e. from the 2nd knuckle to the tip. It had average length/width and shaft/head proportions. It was uniform in color, slightly vascular, and all-in-all a good-looking cock despite the startlingly small size. I could see from his terrified facial expression that he regretted his decision to pull it out. His face turned bright red, and had shame and embarrassment written all over it. I didn’t have the heart to tell him to put it away. For the 1st and only time in my career as a stripper, I let a customer keep his cock unleashed and even jerk himself off while I danced for him. I instructed him to use a condom (which he had with him, in his pocket) to catch his cum and prevent a mess, but the condom was so large in comparison to his dick that he couldn’t even unroll it. Realizing that he was reverting to his earlier embarrassment, and that the condom wouldn’t have caught his cum anyway, I grabbed a roll of paper towels for him, and simply made sure I stayed far enough away from him that he couldn’t have come on me. After he finished, he thanked me so profusely that he actually started crying. Later, after he had had a chance to wash his hands and clean himself up a bit, he approached me in the bar. I was feeling a little funny about having allowed a man to jerk off in front of me, but what happened next changed that. He gave me a huge hug, and thanked me again. He complimented not my appearance or sex appeal, but my ‘heart.’ He reached in his pocket, gave me an absurdly large cash tip, and insisted that I keep it, saying ‘What you’ve done for me is worth far more than this.’
This experience made me realize that the intense societal pressure to look good is not limited to women. Clearly, this man had withstood a tremendous amount of emotional damage related to his small dick. I’ll never know if his pain was the result of locker-room taunts, a cruel ex-girlfriend, tasteless jokes in popular media such as movies, or any of countless other sources. What I do know is that his pain was real, that the size of his penis was by no means either his fault or something he could control, and that this type of societal pressure as it relates to men is often overlooked.
tl;dr: I learned that men can be painfully embarrassed by their penis size, and I will never make a small-dick joke again.”
“I am not lady but I work in an emergency room so I have seen WAY too many penises.
One day a doctor told me to put a Foley catheter in a patient. He was overweight which is not rare at all. I stripped him naked, set everything up, and then when to look for his penis to clean it, except I couldn’t find it. I mean I was searching and pushing back the fat around his pubic region and I couldn’t find it at all. This guy was not horrible obese either and I could see his balls, just not his penis. I spent few minutes looking and pushing back the fat but I just couldn’t find it. Eventually I asked him what he does when he has to go pee, he told me he just sits and goes. I went and told the doctor, with a very serious face, that I couldn’t find the penis on the patient. The doctor looked at me and just laughed and said, ‘well at least you tried.’
To this day that has got to be one of the most embarrassing things that I have had to do.
TL;DR: Had to put a Foley catheter in a guy, couldn’t find his penis.”
“I’ve been with a few smaller endowed men, but the smallest I’ve come across was about 2.5″ and he was CONVINCED he was huge. I couldn’t believe it when he first took off his pants, and presented it like a trophy. He said ‘Yeah, you like that, don’t you?’ I honestly thought he was still soft so I went to put my mouth on it and realized he was fully erect and proud of it. I’m not saying you should be ashamed if you’re small, but the man had Magnum condoms. Mother Fucking Magnums. Ugh, we did have sex, unfortunately, and it was horrible. I felt nothing which is so sad! :( He didn’t even go down on me, but it was fine since I didn’t really need to ‘warm up’ for that.”
“1.5 inches erect, if that. It was a dude I met on Craigslist when I was hard up for cash. He wanted me to make fun of his dick while he jerked off and covered himself with various foods. It was a fucking sweet gig, a couple hundred bucks upfront for an hour of just sitting fully clothed making fun of a guy with a hilariously small dick. He couldn’t jack off normally, he had to grasp it all from above like a claw toy machine thing, if that makes any sense.”
“It was the size of a thumb and I told him to put it in my ass. I can’t really handle anal sex with a regular-sized peen but I knew it was the only way I would feel it. Poor dude.”
“I was in high school. Only the second penis I had had, and my first boyfriend was very well-endowed. This guy was about three inches long, 1 inch wide. It was a one night stand in because he gave me no foreplay, couldn’t even tell it was inside of me, and it lasted two minutes. It was made even more memorable since we were in his tricked out pick-up truck (clearly compensating for something).
We worked together at Steak ‘n Shake, and he told everyone about the sex and slut-shamed me. I then told everyone about his baby dick, and he amended his story to say we never had sex, that I never saw his penis and had no idea what I was talking about.”
He’s a friend of mine that’s always been a little into me, which was not really reciprocated. I was over his apartment hanging out, we were drunk, he started to get frisky, I was not into it even before I saw the member, but…
It was a literal micropenis, not a hyperbolic micropenis—it had to have been about an inch-long nub fully erect. I honestly just felt kind of guilty looking at it. My memory is a little fuzzy, but I think he mentioned having a small penis, and I distinctly remember pretending to pass out on his couch and pretended to be asleep for the rest of the night.
We’re still friends, we’ve never brought it up. I don’t talk about it. I want to forget. I’m sorry I saw your micropenis. I promise I won’t tell anyone.”
“He was probably about 3 inches long or so. But it was really wide. Like too wide. He just kinda jiggled it around up in there for a while until he finished. After, I swear his penis disappeared. It was the most awkward sex ever and I avoided him from there on out.”
“Calling it three inches would be generous. I offered anal in hopes of a cheap thrill, he accepted, but wanted to do it laying on our sides. He basically dry humped my butt cheeks for a minute and then had the most awkward, high pitched orgasm ever, by a human.
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