Worlds Biggest Vagina Where Guy Insert His Head

Worlds Biggest Vagina Where Guy Insert His Head




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Worlds Biggest Vagina Where Guy Insert His Head



By
Lorenzo Jensen III ,
February 23rd 2016



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A perennially aspiring American actor named Jonah Falcon holds the title of the Man With The World’s Hugest Schlong. His massive man-burrito hangs about 9 inches limp and a daunting 13.5 inches when fully hard, which must require so much blood that it makes him dizzy. His organ was so huge, he was stopped and frisked by airport TSA in 2012 due to the massive bulge in his pants.
Although the unlucky gent is not mentioned by name, the smallest erect penis ever recorded measured a scant centimeter, AKA .39 inches. There but for the grace of God go all the rest of us men.
A human giant from the 1800s named Anna Swan stood seven feet and eight inches tall. In 1879 her gigantic vagina birthed the largest infant on record, weighing in at 26 pounds. It’s unclear exactly who measured her vagina, but it clocked in at a staggering 19 inches in circumference. That means the hole itself was larger than six inches in diameter, meaning you could shove a large coffee can inside her vagina with room to spare, assuming that’s your idea of a good time.
In 1933, a Peruvian girl named Lina Medina—hey, that rhymes!—gave birth to her first child. Lina was only five years old at the time. She had begun menstruating at age 3.
In 1991 a Los Angeles woman named Michelle Monaghan had a staggering 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach. Details are sketchy as to exactly how she managed to get that much semen in her stomach in the first place, and I’m not sure I want to know.
The ironically named Mo Ka Wang from Hong Kong lifted 250 pounds two feet off the ground in 1995 using only his penis. Why he wanted to do this, much less have it recorded, is between him and his psychologist.
In 2009, a Russian woman named Tatiata Kozhevnikova dead-lifted a 31-pound weight off the floor using only the steel-trap strength of her vagina. If anyone has her email address, please forward it to me.
California’s Center for Sexual Studies recorded a male having sixteen orgasms in the course of one hour. I simultaneously hate and admire this man.
The same California sex researchers monitored one woman who had 134 orgasms in one hour, which is an orgasm every 26 seconds. Again, if anyone has this woman’s name or email address, kindly forward it to me. It’s for a friend.
Annie Hawkins-Turner goes by the stage name “Norma Stitz”—keep saying it quickly and you’ll get the joke. Her monstrous mammaries are a 102ZZZ, which constitute the largest boobs on record and are likely capable of nursing an entire nation of infants.
At 2004’s World Gangbang Championship in Poland, porn actress Lisa Sparxxx was penetrated by 919 peni in less than 24 hours, shattering not only her lady parts but also the previous world record of 757 peni set the year before.
A robust and hearty man named Horst Schultz once shot his load 18 feet and nine inches—a world record. He also holds the record for the highest ejaculation, blasting a wad in the air at an Old Faithful-sized height of 12 feet and four inches. This sexual dynamo also holds the world record for speediest ejaculation when one of his wads was clocked sailing through the air at 42.7MPH.
In 2006, 250 Japanese couples set the world record for the largest orgy in history as they assembled neatly and were filmed copulating, an event that was captured on DVD for posterity.
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A man who claims to have the “world’s biggest penis” has stunned breakfast TV hosts with an explicit picture.
A man who claims to have the “world’s biggest penis” has stunned breakfast TV hosts by showing them an explicit picture live on air.
According to New York actor Jonah Falcon, his penis measures 13.5 inches – which equates to roughly 35cm – when erect, and has an eight inch diameter – which equates to 20cm.
“For some reason, having 13-plus inches means I’m a bad person, or I’m egotistical, or I’m a porn star, or I’m dumb, or I’m a slut,” he told Britain’s This Morning hosts Phillip and Josie.
“Also, I’m sick and tired of having people wanting me to measure it in front of them. I’ve done it 10,000 times – enough already.”
Rather than again measuring his penis, Falcon shocked the hosts with a picture of it – leaving viewers stunned.
“This is just for you, so you don’t have to do all that imagining,” he told them.
“Hellfire. Congratulations, well done,” a stunned Phillip said in reaction, while Josie’s face said it all.
“I look down – there is nothing special,” Falcon then said.
“I don’t compare it to objects but when I take out the rulers I am like ‘OK’.”
Viewers quickly jumped on social media, some deeming the moment “hilarious” while others felt the unsolicited picture was “weird”.
“Turned on the TV and @Schofe is talking about aubergines and length and girth,” one wrote on Twitter.
“Then the guy whips out a picture … then I read the title …‘I’ve got the world’s biggest penis’.”
“This doesn’t feel like daytime TV,” wrote another.
“Does he show his phone to random people and say ‘here’s my d*ck’ just weird sorry,” added one.
While Falcon said being well-endowed had helped him sleep with celebrities, there are downsides – like being stopped at airport security when they spotted it hanging down his leg.
“Once I had it hanging, halfway to my leg and they asked me if I had a tumour, which I think would be someone’s first thought if they saw,” he said.
“I’ve learned if I’m going through security and things to ball it up a bit so it looks like a round mass. God help me if I get an erection if I do that. My testicles are proportionally large.”
In a 2017 interview with The Sun , he also claimed that his penis was having a negative impact on his acting life.
“It’s handicapped my acting because people won’t hire me,” he said.
“They Google ‘Jonah Falcon’ and then say, ‘We can’t use him he’s known for his penis size’.
“So it’s definitely harmed my career – I have two casting director friends who have told me so.”
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A MAN who claims to have the world’s biggest penis says major celebrities, including Oscar winners, have sought him out for sex.
A MAN who claims to have the largest penis on the planet says his sexual conquests have included some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrities.
American Jonah Falcon, 47, says numerous A-listers, including “Oscar nominees and Oscar winners”, have sought him out for sex thanks to his 13.5 inch (34cm) member.
Mr Falcon, an actor, says while film directors are too intimidated by stories about his “massive manhood” to cast him, the same tales have lured some of Hollywood’s biggest stars to his bedroom.
“It’s handicapped my acting because people won’t hire me,” he said. “It sucks. It relegates me into doing smaller parts. Maybe in the UK or Germany it might help my acting career, but here in Hollywood it’s a negative.”
Speaking to The Sun about the stars he has bedded, Mr Falcon, who is openly bisexual, claimed he had “slept with celebrities including Oscar nominees and Oscar winners”.
He refused to reveal their identities but did confirm the world’s most feted actor was not among them.
Mr Falcon made headlines in December when he became embroiled in an ugly feud with arch rival Roberto Cabrera , who also claims to have the world’s largest phallus.
Mr Cabrera, who says he measures in at just under 19 inches (48cm), recently won a court battle to be officially recognised as disabled.
He successfully argued his mammoth penis made it too difficult to walk — let alone work — and now receives a government pension.
But Mr Falcon has dismissed the 55-year-old Mexican national as a fraud, accusing him of cheating by using weights “constantly” to stretch his foreskin.
“His penis isn’t 19 inches,” he said at the time. “Doctors have acknowledged this and said he could have a normal sex life if he is essentially circumcised.”
Doctors who have examined Mr Cabrera both physically and psychologically have noted his lifelong “obsession” with his penis and said he had admitted using weights to stretch his genitalia since he was a teenager.
According Dr Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez, Mr Cabrera achieved this by strapping the weights to his penis and holding them in place with bands of elasticated material.
Mr Falcon said he was confident his penis was genuinely bigger than Mr Cabrera’s.
“When I’m fully erect, I’m 13 and a half inches with a seven and a half to eight inch diameter,” he said. “It’s thicker than my wrist.”
The actor first came to the public’s attention in 2012, when his penis sparked a security scare at San Francisco International Airport.
He was taken aside and frisked after staff became suspicious of the bulge in his trousers.
“TSA (Transportation Security Agents) didn’t know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh — even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked,” he tweeted at the time.
He later told CBS SF: “They asked me if that’s a growth — and I said, ‘No, that’s my d**k’. I think they were more embarrassed than I was.”
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