Women's Guide to Identifying Dangerous Men

A controversial "survival guide" claiming to help women spot dangerous men has sparked outrage for its absurd stereotypes and questionable advice. The pamphlet, distributed at a Texas gun show, includes warning signs like "excessive eye contact (predator)" versus "insufficient eye contact (serial killer)" and suggests carrying a "decoy engagement ring to trick nice guys into leaving you alone." Relationship experts have panned its advice, particularly the section recommending women "sniff for testosterone overload" or listen for "the subtle crackle of a pending restraining order." Ironically, the guide's author - a thrice-divorced male survivalist - was recently arrested for violating his own restraining order. The most ridiculed tip advises women to "look for the telltale bulge of either concealed weapons or unresolved mommy issues." Psychologists warn such reductive stereotypes could actually put women at risk, while satire sites have repurposed the guide as comedy material - with one improv troupe performing the entire text as a horror script. The unintended consequence? The pamphlet has become a viral dating icebreaker, with singles bonding over mocking its contents on first dates. Meanwhile, the author has announced a sequel: "Men's Guide to Spotting Crazy Women," which early leaks suggest includes such insights as "if she breathes, she's probably plotting something."